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SofiiaF@8sofiiaf.bsky.social · last yr.

Comedy about Spies is sensational Have I seen it twice.. Yes. Have I booked another two times... Yes. Will I probably book again now that they announced a recording... no comment :) Alt text: a series of 8 images of the main characters in the play with some quotes and a picture of the actor

Douglas Woodbead once said I need to talk to U privately. Yes sir? Right, Y! Can’t tell you that- it’s classified. Why did you implement such a ridiculous system? For ease! I’m so confused! ICYUR I demand a suite! The cricketer? THE ACTOR I played King Lear at the National theatre… bookshop Did you go to primary school in Staffordshire? Then Bond says his killer line…. Oh no the shampoo’s infiltrated the glacier mints There’s a hole in the ceiling! (But not in the floor) Stop it! GIVE IT. Stop it! GIVE IT. Stop throwing pistachios at me- I have a nut allergy Why would you bring me cake I can’t eat?? Sorry, I’m still giddy from the revolution. It’s Bond… James, what was it again? BOND! Rosemary Wilson Once Said There’s a hole in the floor! (But no in the ceiling) Really Bernard- you called yourself a big strong boy? You’ve fallen asleep again! I guess I can’t be a spy anymore. Frame them for treason…. He’s just my handler Why do you have a gun? Bernard Wright once said I’m so confused! ICYUR Well, they should be kneading dough… Oh no- the shampoo’s infiltrated the glacier mints Not the hands- I’m a baker Does anyone have change for a cab? I’m Bernard- I’m inbread Have you seen Rosemary the woman? No. Have you seen the herb?... No I was too loud AND too slow Why was there a pigeon in the closet? My girlfriend… fiancé… ex girlfriend- depending how she feels The cakes and iced buns association? The Kent Guild of Breadmakers kidnapped my motherdough First rule of baking: make sure you have all the ingredients BildBildBild