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Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅.
Watching line drives and ground balls but suddenly realizing Volpe isn’t there to ruin everything.
Robert Downey Jr. Relief
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Omega: More than just the Speedmaster. @allthingscivil.bsky.social got me both because she likes me and I learned how to vacuum and Swiffer.
Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit.bsky.social · 18h agoOh, that's nice. Folks over look the Seamaster because "omg Speedy" but I think it's honestly one of the best divers out there these days. Very nice!
End the gerontocracy. The Olds are using Congress as a retirement home.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 20h ago😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"
Make a Wish game. They have a combined average of -2.
2nd most hated man in America
This war is now a Teams meeting.
The Dumbest People You Know are crowing over the RFK interview as somehow justifying not getting shots. …they’re also not vaccinating their kids.
Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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Basically the Yankees after they called up quite literally anyone.
Fire the whole bullpen. Keep the starters, but seriously, man.
Steve Kornacki: Every Single One Of Them
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This is not as bad as it gets, but what comes next will be.
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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What do we say? Nothing. What do we do? Sell the fuck out on Friday, wait, and buy back in. It’s absolute chaos right now. Nothing matters. Short NDX til the heat death of the universe.
Jim Halpert: What Is Going On? (The Office)
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 5d agowhat do you even say at this point
The Worst People You Know were talking about this like it was buying war bonds and your patriotic duty just one month ago.
Barchart@barchart.com · 5d agoBREAKING 🚨: SpaceX $SPCX closes at its lowest price in history and has now lost nearly $1.6 Trillion in value since June's all-time high 📉 📉
Don’t stop there…throw everyone who is honored and humbled into the pit.
Wood Chipper Spongebob Meme
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Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 6d agoLinkedIn has a new mission: Cleaning up the AI-generated junk in its feed
Oh I bet they get absolutely rocked. This should probably be looked into.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 6d agoU.S. Coast Guard rescue crews can suffer brain injuries from the relentless pounding of waves. The service has never studied the hazard that waves may pose to the brain and knows little about the force of the hits or the consequences of years of exposure.
A walk off walk to lose the game in extra innings. Fire the entire bullpen.
