Take my stress, double it and give it to the other Nightwing.

Alright, handing this to back to Hal then.

🫩 Can I tag out this time? Jason's got the floor. All his.

It's Kyle.

Take. Him.

Someone collect Green Lantern.

Need to ship this guy off to Jason and pronto.. Same day delivery preferred..

"Seriously. Who is that? That's meant to be me?? It's like those ... really corny adult movie fakes. Where they try their hardes to get the best look-alike but it's just all wrong. Think I can get in touch with a lawyer?"

"Never in my life would I do any of that ..."

Ah. Right. The alternate me that — nevermind.

Let's start keeping more secrets.

Didn't know they let pets go to college. Is this before or after the mange? Do you see a doctor or do you have to go to the vets? That's actually not even a dig by this point, but more so genuine curiousity. Do they make you wear a cone?

Maybe in your IQ score..

Are you five..?

Do not pull him out of the water! So help me..!

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Gonna pull him out of the water...

Richard.

Leave him alone??? I'm going to get grays, oh my god..

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Yapyapyapyapyap. Let's see, what if I pull the guy over the water and dangle him in the air, what would you do?

...... Richard.

Don't call Garth fish boy, he has a name. And I'm not — yearning. We're friends. Good friends who have known eachother for ages. We've had our ups and downs, but he's a good man. I trust him with my life.. Stop saying I fumble ladies..!

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I know you yearn for that fish boy. (Source: my puppeteer) But you don't know that. And you totally fumble ladies.

// HELP THE IRL TWINKS ARE COMING

Okay, it's— Don't call it that...!

Where are you getting your information!? This is complete slander first of all. I'm not gay.. I haven't— I mean I would— I just am not... I don't fumble ladies, things just don't work out..

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Okay, so you're gay AND you fumbled ladies who are highly competent in their field. Gotcha.

We could definitely start talking about anything else right now, and not thinking about any of the words you just said...

Gaya—?! Okay, I am not a fumbler, first off. I've just had some unfortunate circumstances... It happens to anyone.

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

What I meant to say was *you gayass. Sorry, I mean *you big generational fumbler.

No, that's not a — Why are you looking— Do you mind, actually? Eyes are up here, bud.

What.. the hell???

𝗖K.@breakreality.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I didn't say he was, you fraud.

..... Wh— What does that mean..?

That's not..Man-bat?

𝘊𝘢𝘬𝘦..

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒,@the-speedster.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Desert like cake? Or like... /Cake/?