i just worked an 8 hour graveyard shift after an all nighter the energy drinks had my body undergoing climate change
i swapped a single pic in my grindr lineup and have attracted 1 billion people to my dms
I don't want to talk about Woke 1.0. I want a different life.
months of walking 10k steps a day and working out 5x a week have produced a physique that some would describe as scary
I get that im bisexual or whatever but im really mad at the parts of me that make me really appealing to men and not women
i bought a set of tank tops and they fit so tight they gave me an eating disorder
you'll never catch my ass being enraptured by the contraption but it's all good
a few days ago someone very excitedly greeted me when i went to talk to them and i fear i may be thinking about it until i die
if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES
THIS IS THE END GAME