Bangs too high above the brows awaken a level of irritation within me that I will never be able to explain

I'd rather you hate me than fake laugh at my jokes

Chimpanzee Chilling in Grass

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Aye nah, don’t give me no pity laugh cause do you even think I’m funny fr??

Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet)@longlivethechief.bsky.social · 18h ago

We’re not laughing because y’all are THAT funny…we just think you’re fine.

Louisiana we are now in Summer part 3. Let's wrap this shit up by the end of October PLEASE

Raven and her wife gotta be doing a long ass bit

don't hate watch, dont report back. let it die in the dark.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d ago

I wonder if I'd get written up for saying "I don't think this call was productive or necessary" at the end of meetings that are, in fact, neither

Turn that shower head to pressure wash mode and get in there!

Post made me take a sharp breath in lmaoooo idk why that's tickling me 😭😂

I see it all the time. It’s dried secretions not washed away. OPEN THEM LIPS!!

Genie Lauren@moreandagain.me · 2d ago

As a lifetime vagina-haver, I'm having a very hard time believing this 😂

The notes I used to have to leave for my mom and my aunt. Cuz a couple times I forgot the note. They both slept for a day and a half. 😂😂😂

byepoleher.blacksky.app@byepoleher.blacksky.app · 3d ago

"Are there drugs in em?" Can I just bake to bake, bro?

don't ever make me aware of no mf "clit cheese" again

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idk i'd like to hear the otter's side of things 🤨

Frito Lay, owned by PepsiCo, has hired consultants to examine why people are buying less of their snacks. I can help them with this for nothing. It's because a bag of potato chips isn't supposed to cost $6.00!

recall these damn sponserbileries

1. The Main Switch This is the main setting Google shows you, but it's not the only one. Gmail (Desktop): ⚙️ Settings → See all settings → Smart features and personalization → Uncheck "Turn on smart features in Gmail, Chat, and Meet" → Save Changes.

2. The Hidden Switch Turning off the first setting isn't enough. Most people stop there. On the same settings page: Google Workspace smart features → Manage Workspace smart feature settings → Turn off both checkboxes → Save. Both settings need to be turned off.

3. Your Phone The settings don't always sync between devices, so check the Gmail app separately. Gmail app → Menu (☰) → Settings → Select your account → Turn off "Smart features and personalization" → Confirm.

Using AI to do the sermon??? You lazy

Know that I do what I want

Fam, I wanna stay in my place w/ my hydroponic romaine lettuce and soil-grown herbs & other plants! If you can't spare, please share widely, fam: 🚨🚨$2892 by tomorrow to fight eviction🚨🚨 gofund.me/80b9fd4f1 #EmergencyMutualAid #HousingMutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #BIPOCMA #BlackMutualAid #Helpsky

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Yep, I'm part of the "working poor," one of those people who have a job… Andrea Plaid needs your support for Fuck Eviction!! Keep Me Housed with a Nest Egg!

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and so it is time for a one punch man marathon

Silo S3 Ep9 just PISSED me off 😭😭😭😭😭😭 tf is going on?!

Warm night. #photography #sunset #sky

Still looking to fulfill my goal with $470 left. It’s a marathon, not a sprint and I appreciate any and all contributions towards meeting this goal.

Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious@spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app · last wk.

For easy access. Again, thank you for all the help and support. It means everything. cash.app/$iiNeedMoney4

I hate people who create problems where there are none. Literally inventing reasons to be mad in real time.

for all the flack i could give mariah the scientist, i still appreciate burning blue (dvsn) and its ability to trigger a 7am kitchen dance lit by the stove light

Please don’t talk to me about your dumb ass nigga if you don’t plan on leaving. Tell them sad stories to somebody else. All I got is solutions (leave him).

Currently at $2467 of $3000! However I need $170 more NOW to finish paying August rent. Please share and help this is urgent 🚨

Unfriendly Soulaani Princexx@lenadreamsingld.blacksky.app · 3w ago

Hi all - 2nd day of my new job, but I still need help. Please share my post and give if you’re able. Stuck at $2153/$3000 💕💸 #helpsky #mutualaid #MAV #BIPOCMA CA: cash.me/$lenadreamsi... PP: paypal.me/lenadreamsin... Venmo: venmo.com/u/lenadreams... GFM: www.gofundme.com/f/community-...