Just watched You Can See Everything and in case your were wondering yes that includes penis
Aaron HM
@aaronhm.bsky.social
Canadian YouTuber behind @the-goose-media.bsky.social. Sometimes writer for @TheBeaverton.com
“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest
These commercials aimed at 20-somethings to donate blood are like “Give us your blood, gen-z. Low key we’re running out. Maybe you want a baggy blood donating sweater? Time to start blood-maxxing.”
Ukraine has shown the world that dead internet theory is something we can solve with the right attitude and the right tools.
Tech bros love the idea that the universe is a giant simulation because it means God is just some cosmic tech bro running a simulation to see what happens when he makes tech bros. Very much making God in their own image.
Artificial agents already destroyed the world and it started literally hundreds of years ago. 
David Eby just called a snap election, right on top of local municipal elections. #bcelection2026
My dog’s glaucoma medication is on backorder everywhere but hey at least we’re awash Ozempic.
Got to chauffeur this little dude around town today. Zeus was a very good boy at the vet’s.
One of my side projects is noodling on Star Trek series ideas that will never get made, but are fun to watch in my mind. Maybe one day i will share them with the world. #startrek60
Trek is old now, and it’s one of the few cultural references where the future doesn’t fucking suck. I miss that future.
Our prices are increasing to reflect the value of the new AI integrations we’ve added to our product.
Celebrating the 60th anniversary of a TV show that showed us a moneyless, classless society where humans no longer go to war with each other, poverty has been eliminated, and our culture has moved beyond pointless material acquisition by buying this $500USD Le Creuset Enterprise Dutch Oven.
Commercial: quitting smoking is hard that’s why we created these nicotine pouches to help
I’m all for them honouring military service members at baseball games but there are other heroes we should include. Like how about the guy who cleans the stadium bathrooms?
Not that I expect Goldilocks and the three bears to be scientifically accurate but even before Goldilocks broke in the papa bear would probably have eaten the baby bear and fucked off.
Who red pill people think they are vs. Who red pill people actually are
Several years ago my dog when I took a panorama was the original Jimothy
If you’re in a smoke zone, it’s easier to breathe when you mask up. This is what Toronto looks like today.
How is it possible that psychedelics heal trauma by making you one with the universe but whenever anyone who does them goes on a podcast they’re a malignant asshole with unresolved daddy issues?
Spotted the Robin Williams joke about politicians who wear their sponsors like NASCAR drivers irl
Happy anniversary to the peak of American cinema and culture.
White House Explodes in Alien Attack
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So many of these tech billionaires are like “we’re trying make humanity reach its full potential” and then you read about what they think that means and it’s to literally turn us into the Borg.