Good morning I have had a moment of enlightenment and in that I have decided that if I have a boy child he shall be named after the Sun God. And when he is 18 and he shall ask me "mother, why have you named me this way?" I shall say, "Because you are my son."

Oh, yes, you come to our humble abode for the first time. Would you like me to refill your menstruation-cup looking glass with sparkling apple juice? 🙂 (I was subjected to looking at this, so you have to, too. 🥲)

Does anyone know how to use Adobe Express Premium? I got a free one year subscription with my wifi and wanted to know what all I can do if someone's familiar with it! I've mostly ever used Canva

I just stayed up watching both Dhurandhar and two and I'm laughing so hard because it really was like this in the second movie 😭😭😭 If you're watching with English subtitles, know it's not doing you justice there's so much swearing and violence, I was scared I'll be sick but we pulled through!

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Sarah Manvel@cairdiul.bsky.social · 5mo ago

At a certain point it's like ok. You have chained up the guy, stabbed him, shot him, chopped off a limb and soaked him in gasoline. Do we really need to come up with one more method of death for this poor henchman? And the movie is like I'm just getting started. For FOUR HOURS

For as long as my soul is out there babyyyyyyyy!!! 💥💢🌟🫶🏃‍♀️💨👊🫵🥳🤩🥰

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 8mo ago

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go.

My mouth is stuffed with a cheese pizza with extra cheese and white sauce in the middle, I just want you guys to know it does get better ☺️🫶🌟 And when it does, you'll have four pizzas, two garlic bread sticks and white sauce pasta all to yourself and you'll be very happy that you waited 🥰💕

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· · ·ʚ 𝘼𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙖 𝙋𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖 ɞ· · ·@aasthapasta.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Anger. Rage even. Was about to order pizza but their hidden fees and not taking any of the payment options I use has made me pizzaless for dinner. I'll take my business elsewhere away from you and your suspicious pants business.

Having almond milk in a wine glass

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Summers are here and it's rained and I'm cold but I'm seeing very pretty stockings and skirts and dresses ahhhhhhh! Rain rain go away let the sunshine show the wayyyyy

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Donuts are also not available holy CRAP am gonna punch a unicorn

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· · ·ʚ 𝘼𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙖 𝙋𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖 ɞ· · ·@aasthapasta.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Anger. Rage even. Was about to order pizza but their hidden fees and not taking any of the payment options I use has made me pizzaless for dinner. I'll take my business elsewhere away from you and your suspicious pants business.

Anger. Rage even. Was about to order pizza but their hidden fees and not taking any of the payment options I use has made me pizzaless for dinner. I'll take my business elsewhere away from you and your suspicious pants business.

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Do tablets turn their volume down on their own when you've been listening to music on too high for too long??? I got a new tablet and I've been using it and learning how to do stuff on it and it just did that when I don't think any of my previous phones or tablets did that! :00000

Just saw how thick epidural and egg retrieval needles are holy freaking crap there's literally no way to escape from the pain of making children I looked at it while on my week and my mouth watered from fear. Ouchie.🧎‍♀️

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Gonna marry someone who can't grow facial hair so after 10 years go by and he decides he suddenly wants a beard, he won't be able to grow it and will have to go back to being clean shaved and I'll forever be able to kiss his cheek without the fear of his face hair pointing me in the eyes

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Yes a lot of booktok povs are cringe BUT I personally see it as a step towards equality. The moment one of these girlies buys some biker's greasy bathwater, I will know we have truly advanced as a society

Chicken sausages cut up into tiny bits, by beloved

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Holy moly instagram is evil

Theres a merathon day after tomorrow that's giving 6k for running 10 kilometres I've not run for a 100 years and I've not gone to the gym in 200 but I could do alot with 6k This is about to be me day after tomorrow

※ a practice! I copied the pose and colors completely! but behold, a horrible woman. ───🔞───────────── #rabbitownart |

Happy Sunday! This is how my mum thinks I look when I'm eating chicken when she cooks it and I love her so much god bless her she's the best🫶💞

☆ pronouns: She/her or any! ☆ height: 5'7! ☆ zodiac: Sagittarius! ☆ smoke: No ☆ tattoos: Nope ☆ piercings: both my ears! ☆ fav color: Yellow,! ☆ fav drink: depends on the session but apple juice is a staple!🍎

emery🌱@empyreanemery.bsky.social · 6mo ago

☆ pronouns: he/him ☆ height: 5'8 ☆ zodiac: libra ♎️ ☆ smoke: no ☆ tattoos: none ☆ piercings: 1 - just my ears ☆ fav color: red 🖍️ ☆ fav drink: cranberry juice🧃

EVERYONE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE BUILDING WIN NO VOTE THE NARRATOR DO YOU GUY'S NOT SEE THAT HANDWRITING AND THAT VOICE

Ender 🏴‍☠️@enderdarling.bsky.social · 6mo ago

ROUND 3 This will close in 12 hours forms.gle/j9wJi26MT4HM...

An unstoppable force (can move anything) meets an immovable object (cannot be moved)! Who do you think will win?

Strained my favourite sweater and white towel by washing it with a red tshirt heck my life dude

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I love the word ice cream so much you say it with an accent and suddenly it's something very different and it's so much funnier

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THANK GOD I AM SOUTH ASIAN apparently I've turned the age for people to ask my mom for my hand in arrange marriage, bless my mom she tells me about it because her coworkers were having a field day trying to set their boys up with me I can hide at home and still get a husband HECK YEAH

I am so sleepy someone save me from this never-ending work

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WHY IS TAKING CARE OF LONG HAIR SO HARD MY HANDS HURT I'M GOING TO SHAVE IT OFF (I'm not) IF IT DOESN'T START BEHAVING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON MY HANDS HURT FROM BRAIDING AND WASHING AND OILING I AM FEELING LIKE A CAR I DONT LIKE IT

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Crying because I have website and definitely shove down my life story down people's throats BUT in my defence It's free stuff so I can do backflips and frontflips all I want and you'd have to watch because an ad blocker can't block my swag All because I have something you want Leverage🤌✨

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Tana@justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Dear recipe websites, I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

7:20am and I crave instant noodles with an egg but there are no noodles at home because yours truly is having self control issues and would eat instant noodles three times a day if she could right now. Good morning 🌞🌄🌇🫶🍜

People can't do long distance nowadays but Shakira once said Lucky you were born that far away so we could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for the lucky fact of your existence🫶

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