My screen time is simply none of my business.

I picked a bad time to start doing salad jars.

Olives suck.

I haven’t been on here in a while, and I got back to say goddamn why are we having so many tornadoes in Illinois.

Apple is about to be SO annoying with these iPhone space photos. Get ready.

Is Venom the best antihero?

The amount of work I had to put into amend my taxes by one dollar additional income because of an eBay 1099K is completely insane. What are we doing?

It’s begun. Ugh.

Lots of weird planes flew over me today. I know it’s mostly training, but still…

This thing just flew over me. I’ve never seen it before and it’s a bit eerie considering the times.

I had to mail a check to the IRS for $1. What are we doing?

What “Now” CD are we on at this point? 500?

It’s wild that I grew up hearing about how artificial sweeteners might cause cancer but then it turned out that non-artificial sweeteners definitely cause cancer.

Well, I caved and got a Ridge wallet. It’s pretty neat.

I have arrived.