🍑 kinda funny lookin from this angle

I’d rather chop my dick off than be told I could never eat ass again.

Your boy is ripe AF. 💦

i would take more pics hard but my dick is on a strict schedule: boners only after 8pm

the stages of ho

I show my face in nudes because I truly DGAF who sees my dumb dick.

Sit on my face. For science.

no cap in my caption

🌶️🎨 @lofibeef.bsky.social

self-portrait

There is visible margarita salt on my lips. Things got weird that night. 😉

5x355lb (~161kg), first set. Not a PR but still kicked my ass.

Trying to find a good angle to show trap progress. This ain’t it.

Still not quite parallel at this weight (295lbs).

Ass Anglemaxxing

My knee is so fucked that I need a brace to ho around.

gotta throw ass before you deadlift

tummies out

Tummy Tuesday.

need a cream filling

I’m a socially-conscious ho.

This big boy needs some sun.