Baby shower themes should be the weird ass food that got them through the pregnancy.
Every now and then I think about the people who buy mattresses at the state fair.
Anytime someone says “civilization” in the Odyssey it just makes me think of Kelsey Grammer’s one man show about Lincoln on 30 Rock and his line at the end, ”a CIVIL war”, and Lutz going “oh so that’s where that comes from”
Been workin so hard I live in a jar -a newly captured caterpillar that has Footloose stuck in its head
I always imagined I’d dress like the art teacher from Ghost World when I got to 40
Consciously telling myself to not think about paper mache paste every time I drink a vanilla protein shake.
Common is to acting as I am to chess- somehow the more we do it the worse we get at it?
With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
Stopped in Ace Hardware for some neem oil and also got a small Spirograph set, which is going to embarrass these fungus gnats even more to lose their home to a lady making Spirograph designs on the patio.
Cucurella always looks like Paul Rudd’s character having to clean up his tray in Wet Hot American Summer
Real missed opportunity for Reeses… could’ve made World Cups… like peanut butter-filled chocolate versions of the World Cup trophy wrapped in gold foil… I would’ve eaten at least one of those.