Abbey
@abbeythelab.bsky.social
Abbey the silver lab of Abingdon - Writer of #AbbeyHaiku and #AbbeyGuide - A Very Good Girl - Vexed by Jethro the cat next door - Always trying to make fetch happen - Expert sploosher bellyflop extraordinaire - Underfed: please send treats
Today we tried again for the sunrise but just missed the beginning A thread 1/n 5.59 am
This morning I thought it would be nice to see the sunrise… We didn’t quite make it, but don’t worry - I know to wake up even earlier tomorrow!!
I have developed a new form of morning exercise… The SWALKLE, or swalkies for excitement purposes It involves swimming, walking and paddling #AbbeyTour2026
Thanks for all the lovely birthday messages!! I got a squeaky pear and a toy hotdog… (1/2) #AbbeyTour2026
🎶 Happy birthday to me! 🎶 Happy birthday to me!!! 🎶 Happy birthday dear me!!! Hip hip hooray… I’m playing lots of beach fetch today!!!
🎶 Happy birthday to me! 🎶 Happy birthday to me!!! 🎶 Happy birthday dear me!!! Hip hip hooray… I’m playing lots of beach fetch today!!!
Today will be more road tripping, so I had a sunrise walk with some splooshing in the Rhein to set me up for some serious car snoozing Goodbye Düsseldorf! #AbbeyTour2026
I have decided to implement a 12.5% apple tariff on Wednesdays and Fridays All other days will be subject to a 10% tariff. Tariffs will be payable to my tummy along with breakfast. Fractional apples should be rounded up into a whole fruit. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I am pleased to report that good sticks are available in Dűsseldorf
Today I have been in four new countries - in France I napped, the rocking of the tunnel was very soothing - In Belgium I found a stick and played a lot of fetch - The fetch made me pant all the way through the Netherlands - Then I got to Germany visiting family #AbbeyTour2026
I would like to report terrible delays on the M20 It’s 5 minutes past my dinner time and we are stuck in traffic. Only belly rubs can soothe me through this difficult time. #AbbeyTour2026
I have experienced a great betrayal! A BATH!!! I am now enjoying a post bath peanut butter doughnut.