Abby Olcese

@abbyolcese.bsky.social

Film critic/writer at The Pitch, Paste, Sojourners, rogerebert.com, others. Author of FILMS FOR ALL SEASONS: https://tinyurl.com/5n8hre5e

Those Lunesta ads acting like the only reason I was watching Cartoon Network at 2 a.m. was insomnia when really it was the only reliable way to catch episodes of Samurai Champloo. We used to be a COUNTRY.

merritt@merrittk.com · 3d ago

today's youth will never have the experience of scrolling the 40 or so channels you had at 1 AM on a friday night looking for something interesting or horny and catching the back half of eXistenZ without having any idea what it was

Gang, I'm catching up on Reacher season 3, and that episode where Reacher has to do a long swim in his skivvies and then says he's gonna hide a dude's gun... ...does he hide the gun in his butt? That's the only place he could hide it, right? Butt gun?

Today I witnessed possibly the most Midwest traffic interaction ever: Two cars stuck behind a car at a green light who wasn't moving, and rather than honk, they just went around until the unmoving car realized they needed to go.

Are there places other than random Etsy shops of dubious authenticity where a person can get The Prisoner-related prints? I'd pay good money to have some of those village signs in my house.

I skipped breakfast to get donuts at a local-viral donut place. The donuts were sold out. Unsure what to do, I ended up driving way too much to finally get a pastry and coffee by 10:30. I am hangry, I am uncaffeinated. Don't skip breakfast. Ever.