Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So now we have Piddexit, do we?

Jenrick tells Laura Kuenssberg that £72 mn in funding will make Reform 'battle-ready'. But who are they battling for? Because from where I'm sat, it looks very much as though they're battling for a tiny, tiny number of hyper-rich billionaires. Democracy in the UK is being bought under our noses.

So, two crypto-billionaires have donated to Reform a combined sum of more than *£70 million*. Still think they're 'men of the people' and the party of the working class?

So, are the Royal* National Lifeboat Institution now the new Enemy of the People? I get so confused. * from the same 'patriots' who claim to love all things Royal, no doubt.

BBC News - Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ha Ha Nelson

ALT: Ha Ha Nelson

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How long will it be before the so-called statue protectors start attacking statues of people such as Nelson Mandela or Mary Seacole?

What a surprise. Farage changes his story again. Now he says he wasn't listening to the conversations taking place. Why do people keep going along with his obvious lies? www.facebook.com/share/r/1CGi...

Farage is fucking corrupt and utterly unfit for public office. Pass it on.

Hey @thegodshow.com, why do you keep getting the wrong 80 year olds?

Always the wrong octogenarian.

He didn’t change. They did.

Seeing a Monster Raving Loony Party candidate holding a ventriloquist's doll Count Binface mini-me is honestly the single most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Farage is such damaged goods. He won't recover from this (hopefully!).

Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "

Never forget who these people are. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/nige...

Farage cites Andrew Tate as source of questions about alleged Southport attacker

The Reform UK leader claimed the public ‘weren’t told the truth’ about the attack.

independent.co.uk

Good to know you'll be back in your normal slot tomorrow @mrjamesob.bsky.social . I guess it'll be parking tickets tomorrow. It's not as though anything has happened in your absence. Special recognition to Karl Turner, who I thought was funny and brilliant on Friday.

If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️

Remember when Trump went on a stage a hour after a gunman accessed the White House Correspndents' Dinner claiming that's why he needs his ballroom? How long will it be until Farage claims Ann Widdecombe's murder is the reason he needs his £5million?

This is becoming a full-on Streisand Effect now, Farage has completely lost control of this situation. If the people of Clacton were largely unaware of his £5m and other dodgy dealings before this week, they know about them now. It's all Farage's own fault and it's fucking delicious! #BinFarage

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So, what's the betting that Farage pulls a sicky on his own by-election?

Now, if I was an enormous cynic (what, me?), I'd wonder whether all this is just so that he can try to prevent the Parliamentary Standards Committee looking investigating further back than 12 months *from his re-election*. Hmm.

Not Honest Bob. But he's Honest Bob, right? BBC News - Met investigates donation to Jenrick's Tory leadership campaign www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Robert Jenrick: Met investigates donation to Tory leadership campaign

The former Conservative, now Reform UK, MP says the allegations are "entirely false".

bbc.co.uk

Farage wanted pantomime. Let's give him a fucking pantomime. A televised debate between him and @countbinface.bsky.social . Bring it on.

So Farage can stand on the stage next to Count Binface and a blue dolphin, and no one else, looking like the utter twat that he is. What a wanker.

So this is entirely just Farage trying desperately to control the story. It's his version of Trump's 'they're not coming for me, they're coming for you'. Don't fall for it. He's a liar, deeply dishonest and is desperate.

So, are you running @countbinface.bsky.social ?

What the fuck is this shit? #FarageIsAWhinyBitch

Farage is a total, proper arsehole.

Not another case of the 'curse of the holiday bombshell', surely @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Nigel Farage says he will make a statement "on my future in public life" at 2pm