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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

@abdanielsmith.bsky.social

Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs https://www.abconservatives.ca/

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2d ago

Punching down on those who we view as being beneath us and nothing more than a bunch of freeloaders is what we do. Remember that in the next election! #abpoli #AISH #ADAP #UCPCorruption #abhealth edmontonsun.com/opinion/colu...

TAIT: Albertans with disabilities betrayed by Smith government

Please don't call the most vulnerable among us freeloaders from a podium and walk away without proof.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2d ago

Friendly reminder: Me and my UCP don’t give a 🐀 🍑 about what Albertans want or need. The only thing we care about is 💰 #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

Jeremy Appel 🍉@readtheorchard.org · 3d ago

NEW: I attended today's protest against Meta's proposed hyperscaler data centre in Sturgeon County. People are not pleased. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2d ago

Reasons why Conservative supporters are the BEST: 1. They’re easily manipulated, offended and rage-farmed 2. They’re indoctrinated to believe anything a conservative tells them 3. They’re uneducated and LOVE being lied to 4. They LOVE authoritarianism and communism!

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2d ago

I hate socialism! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2d ago

In my UCP Alberta, there are always plenty of distractions to hide our incompetence, corruption, and mismanagement. Oh look 👀 Bike Lanes! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #abhealth

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3d ago

If I were PM, I would use the notwithstanding clause and forced these striking workers to accept the last agreement put forth by WestJet. Just like I did with Alberta teachers and look at how happy they are to be teaching again! #abpoli #cdnpoli globalnews.ca/news/1200678...

WestJet flight attendants on strike as company suspends most bookings | Globalnews.ca

The union representing 4,400 WestJet flight employees says its members are on strike after last-minute negotiations failed to reach a deal.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3d ago

Nurses see our health care system up close every single day. When they talk, I listen. But only to handpicked nurses for a photo-op in a living room. I would never set foot in an overflowing ED on a weekend to see what is really happening with healthcare in Alberta. #abhealth

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 4d ago

I am pleased to appoint my old friend from my Wildrose days, and the wife of Victor Marciano (Chief of Staff to Brian Jean), Kristin Nelson Marciano, to serve on the board of Grant MacEwan University! Enjoy corrupting the board, Kristin. And raise those tuitions! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 5d ago

Friendly reminder: I do NOT want Albertans using the special mail-in ballots. I would rather Albertans get tired waiting in long line-ups and then leave without voting. This ensures the best chance at separatist success! Don’t share this! #abpoli www.elections.ab.ca/resources/me...

Special Ballot Requests Now Open for October 19 Referendum - Elections Alberta

EDMONTON, AB – Online applications to Vote by Mail are now open for the October 19, 2026, Referendum. Vote by Mail, also known as a Special Ballot, is available to all eligible Alberta electors. Elec...

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 5d ago

Together, with our U.S. partners, we can Make Alberta Great Again! #abpoli #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 6d ago

There is no shortage of convicted criminals in Alberta’s separatist movement. #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaSeparation #ABreferendum www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

‘Seppy’ pushes aside criminal history, rallies for Alberta independence

One of the leading fundraisers for the Alberta independence movement says voters shouldn’t be turned off from his message because of his personal criminal history.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 6d ago

Conservatives today! 🎯 #abpoli #cdnpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 6d ago

Having lobbyists cater to me is a welcome change of pace since my days as a lobbyist. Just another way my UCP is making life more unaffordable for Albertans! P.s. Get ready to start paying for health insurance. 🤫 #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption insurance-portal.ca/article/albe...

Alberta records highest increases in property and auto premiums

Overall personal auto premium rate change increases 21.8 per cent, year-over-year.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hey Alberta! 📣 I’ll stop the Alberta separation referendum on a referendum, if you can pin this Canadian flag on me. I bet you can’t do it! Give it a try: suddenlycanadian.ca #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

Suddenly Canadian?

Danielle Smith says she is pro-Canada. Can you get the Canadian flag to stick?

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

FACT: I want you lowly, pathetic, Albertans to DIE! www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

‘Slow down’: Speed a major factor in most Edmonton fatal crashes, officials say

As we head into the busy driving season, officials are asking drivers to slow down.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Remind you of anyone? Think hard. Like maybe someone in charge of the Alberta government right now? 🤷‍♀️ #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Mothers are the heart of our homes and families. Their love, sacrifice, and encouragement shape who we become. That explains why I’m a unempathetic, narcissistic, who lies regularly to benefit my ambitions and entitlement. Happy Mother’s Day! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Had a chance to catch up with my friend Pierre Poilievre last night after arriving in Ottawa. One of us has our security clearance and one of us doesn’t. Can you guess which one it is? #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

A photo of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, and Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is exactly how stupid uCP supporters are! Thanks for never educating yourself and always voting conservative, Alberta! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sorry Alberta Separatists. According to your spiritual separatist leader, there’s no point to having a referendum. Clearly with all your fear and loathing you can’t just can’t compete with the love of #ForeverCanadian. #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Unlike radical woke leftist dippers who will turn their backs on anyone for any reason, Albertans can count on my UCP party to stick together no matter what, just like our separatist friends! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Flip-flop Parker. A story in two photos. #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't believe any statistics that is not produced from the Fraser Institute. Rebel News, or my own UCP government. www.parklandinstitute.ca/expensive_by... #abpoli

Expensive by Design: How UCP Policies Sabotage Affordability in Alberta

UCP policies are deepening the affordability crisis in Alberta. When the goal is to always place private market interests first, there is no room left for helping Albertans cope with one of the highes...

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

BREAKING! A permit has approved a new pipeline that may deliver 500k barrels/day of Alberta oil to facilities in the US. Can't wait for Alberta taxpayers to pay another $1.3 BILLION for a pipeline that'll never get built! Read: globalnews.ca/news/7939964... #abpoli #UCPCorruption

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

With all the talk about David Parker posting Alberta's private elector database, I'm reminded of the $112K fines he still owes Elections Alberta for not disclosing his TBA donors. Also reminded about how I got elected leader of the UCP. Read: globalnews.ca/news/1100603... #abpoli

A photo of a smiling David Parker, leader of Take Back Alberta, and Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta.

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Don't worry Alberta, You can totally trust the separatist's Alberta Independence petition is 💯 legit. And, if necessary, I'm willing to replace everyone at Elections Alberta to prove me right! Read: www.readtheorchard.org/p/scoop-elec... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #AlbertaSeparation

SCOOP: Elections Alberta investigating separatists for accessing electors list

An elections watchdog investigator showed up with police to the April 29 launch of David Parker's Centurion Project to follow up on a cease-and-desist letter.

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 Privacy is a thing of the past in my UCP run Alberta! Read: www.elections.ab.ca/resources/me... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Alleged Inappropriate Distribution of List of Electors - Elections Alberta

No breach of Elections Alberta databases or systems EDMONTON, AB – It has come to Elections Alberta’s attention an inappropriate use and/or distribution of the List of Electors by a legitimate list re...

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

DAMMIT DAVID J. PARKER!! You promised me you wouldn't post the electoral list online! YOU LIAR!! Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I want to thank the RCMP for visiting the Alberta legislature yesterday. We had a productive conversation and I look forward to replacing you with an Alberta Provincial Police Force that will never investigate my UCP! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

The Breakdown AB@thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Did the RCMP execute a search warrant on the ALBERTA LEGISLATURE yesterday? The question came up at today's presser with Dreeshen. If this isn't about CorruptCare, what else is going on in the peoples house? #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Why do conservatives always win? Because rural Albertans are too stupid to ever learn that conservatives are the ones bending them over and screwing them over and over again! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

An extended 'honeymoon' not seen since Ralph Klein: poll shows strong support for UCP | CBC News

Three years into her mandate, Premier Danielle Smith and her United Conservative Party government continue to enjoy solid approval ratings — and would increase the size of their majority if an electio...

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