୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ
@abi.pet
🇳🇱 https://abigail.sh ~ she / &they comp sci msc student by ☀️ 🧚 my opinions are my own and do not reflect the companies i may work for
On todays episode of bullshit olympics: my landlord charging me 850eur for, among other things, damage caused to the *window* due to the *sun*.
ur gonna see some of the wildest animations on this at 07:42 on a random tuesday
it’s amazing how AI is extremely talented in literally everything except this one field i’m an expert in
to the casual observer it may look like i am trying to summon a demon, however anyone that knows me will realise i am simply calling my wife
going into a cs lecture and using a dog clicker to see who can help debug a borrow checker issue
i now have dns named after my cats thank you wife for making cloudflare at home :3
୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ@abi.pet · 3mo agohello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...
hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...
so-called “free thinkers” when i hit their knee with a tiny hammer
did you know in alexander hamilton they made the lyric "how can you write like you're running out of time" instead of "how can you run like you're writing out of time" because that makes no sense and is obviously a worse lyric? thanks for coming to my Ted(Ex) talk
my wife is telling me to reconsider my life choices. i mean sure i am currently writing a database engine from the ground up in rust but i am sure this is unrelated to her statement
my simulations lecturer keeps me engaged when teaching partial differential equations by showing the equations as tattoos on hot women
just went to take out my contacts and one of them is GONE. like. not stuck in my eye but just gone. where the fuck did it go. and when ?? i didn't notice ?? wtf 😭
pacific rim was such a good movie. too bad they never made a second one.
everyone assumed the singularity would be AI gaining super intelligence and being smarter than humans. this is wrong. the singularity is humans getting stupider and thinking AI is smarter
EXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst product humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.
୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ@abi.pet · 12mo agoEXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst user interface humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.
i made a nice little write-up in addition to my paper on analyzing historical software metrics :3 abigail.sh/writing/hist...
abigail phoebe // writing (research project): historical analysis of software metrics
This project initially started as a university assignment, however it grew into a full-fledged suite of software analysis tools and metrics.
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