As Ohma Zi-O raised his hand, portals all leading to Astraia, Alexandria, and Chikyu all open up in front of the members of the legion. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 #NOVAMDOMUM .ᐟ

[Cartman just stood at the bus stop tapping his foot...] "I'm down here! Jeez... Suddenly everyone's goin' blind."

"If your askin' me just fucking kill em all." [Cartman sipped a chocolate milk carton.]

𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽..?@chaosthexry.bsky.social · 7mo ago

<"I think people are so eager to choose the "Kill All Evil" option that they forget that want they deem evil will, inevitably, change over time. Yeah, it STARTS as a villain who "deserves it", but will it stay that way? Or will the people who deserve it become citizens?">

[Cartman has now found himself in Korea... Word got out a popular band called... HUNTR/X was performing pfft lame... But nonetheless Heidi wanted to go so cartman dragged himself along.] (yes my portrayal of Cartman is still with Heidi.)

OMEGA on dat re4 remake so I can make Leon more accurate

OMEGA I'm bored someone @ me or smth

OMEGA all we need now are group chats... cmon Blue-sky... You can do this...

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OMEGA BLUESKY REJOICE!

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Bluesky@bsky.app · 7mo ago

v1.116 is rolling out now! For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

[Cartman woke up to his phone ringing... Pissed off he'd answer.] "Who the fuck is this... Is this you Kyle..."

Kris (Hippo)@skiptochap5.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Due to SOUL shenanigans, Kris has called the [READER] on the phone.

“Mercy is not a gift. It is a calling. and I have answered.” Those who ache, come forth. Lay your fears before the moon. I will bear your pain, and in my hands, you will find peace everlasting. Lune Noire, Voice of the Soul of Mercy A Canon-Divergent Portrayal of Amber Lightvale Written in Spite

"Hmmmm so she said there isn't mercy and stuff... and then she killed that person..." [Cartman was thinking during the Sermon... Is this really something people belive in?]

Bete Noire@sweetestfear.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The bells ring loudly. A large wooden platform. Lune stands before a large crowd of her followers. The first public sermon. "My children! Today is the day! Our very special Sermon!" Lune raised her hands, her followers crying and screaming as six people walk on the stage with her. +

"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"

[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."

Doomslayer@doomslayer696.bsky.social · 7mo ago

@abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social "...... the fuck is this fat kid doing here?"

@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social "Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."

"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."

"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."

OMEGA I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭

"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“…..” “Your parents ever teach you manners?”

"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“I’m just vibing, little man. That’s all.”

"Depends... Who the fuck are you."

"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“I GOT OLDER! I GOT WISE!” He turns around. Seeing Cartman. “Oh! Hey, little dude!”

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]

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💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“ Calm down Muscle Man, at least you got someone you care for. Seriously kid ya gotta up your game not y'r man tits ”

"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“ Those are some big ass bones then. Gotta lay off your ma's milk and let others have a shot at it ”

[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]

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Azarath Ignium@villainousendevour.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Observed by something. Something deep in the darkness. Something. Inhuman.》

"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"

💕THE UNBELIEVABLE GWENPOOL💕@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“ You're fat. ”

[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]

✧ 𝑨𝑩𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑬 𝓘𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵@dreamrealmking.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Just walking around listening to music. “When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶” “When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶” “When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”

OMEGA I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!

OMEGA EVERYONE GO FOLLOW @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social THEY'RE A GODDAMN LEGEND!