Artimus T. Branesample

@abranesample.bsky.social

Go SOCKS! Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker. I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.

I was in my 50's before I realized that my empathy didn't come from either of my parents. It came from feeling HORRIBLE when I hurt someone. It came from having a sibling and friends whom I've hurt and who hurt me back. It's probably the biggest part of "me" that is TOTALLY my own fault. ::cough::

Have you ever seen 9 random things do 8 things together like they knew each other? Ever NEEDED 7 when there was only 6? Ever seen "5 things available" but the limit is 4? Or THREE? DO YOU REMEMBER that time that you saw 2x but there was only 1x and your respawn number was [none]x? Fuk IT, not YOU.

I was SO EMBARRASSED when I was at a thing and I had friends from myriad friend groups standing around telling stories. Then, one of my gay friends INSISTED, b/c I'm their token str8, that I judge the "Most Delicious Dick" contest. I won't ruin it but, it was NUTTY!

THIS JUST HAPPENED!!: I saw this one thing while I was driving, right. I don't know how to describe it It was dark so, MOSTLY what I noticed was this THING- you feel me? I'm on the road. Drivin'. And it's dark, right. Out of NOWHERE, THIS fkn thing shows up... Anyway, what's your dog's name?

Mom came home from the physical rehab center today! (Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!) After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!! Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.

I wanted everyone that cares to know that my mom tripped over her dog and has been in hospital since last Friday. She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery. She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly. Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.