Roger

@absenteeroger.bsky.social

Genetically modified kangaroo. Former MMA, trying to break back in. Looking for to make a living. I've made mistakes, but I'm trying to do better and be a better dad. I need another chance.

There seems to be some confusion about what's happening here. The way I've heard it, Junior was concerned about what appeared to be a lost dog, so his mother carefully restrained it while he read the collar for contact information. Now, is that cause for a hard bop on the nose? #Tekken #evo2026

Two caring kangaroos trying to gently restrain and identify an unaccompanied dogThe dog's inattentive owner assaulting a good samaritan to cover for his own negligence. And *I* know a thing or two about negligence.

There are people on steam, right now, leaving weird ass comments like "really? A fat freak in tekken? A fucking kangaroo?" YOU DONT PLAY TEKKEN STFU BITCH ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS

Son of a bitch. Kunimitsu, Bob, and *Roger*. I never thought I'd see the day. I guess I'm gonna play a lot more Tekken. Like, in the fall, when they release the kangaroo.