It's just occurred to me that the internet and social media make it easy to forget that you're in danger. Terrible, terrible danger.
Roger
@absenteeroger.bsky.social
Genetically modified kangaroo. Former MMA, trying to break back in. Looking for to make a living. I've made mistakes, but I'm trying to do better and be a better dad. I need another chance.
My first few paychecks went to a stylist who helped me adjust my "psychotic, panic-inducing" aura. The problem was mostly nerves, and the solution was a gamut of pills, and too much box wine. Suffice to say it wasn't much of a solution.
Like looking through a glass darkl- wait a minute is that a damn DINOSAUR!?
Roger Sr. during tekken 5
It's good to be missed. Chances are you'll here more from me later this year. Until then, I'm throwing myself into a rigorous cheerleading bootcamp.
Thanks Roger, miss you you crazy kangaroo you
Was browsing you know on the whatever and I had to snap up this lovely piece by Meru (www.instagram.com/meru_illust/)
Before #Febrooary ends I wanted to share that my favorite boxing roo(s) are returning in Tekken 8 later on this autumn 🥊🦘🥊🦘
Learn your history, children, lest you neglect to repeat the best parts.
There are people on steam, right now, leaving weird ass comments like "really? A fat freak in tekken? A fucking kangaroo?" YOU DONT PLAY TEKKEN STFU BITCH ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS
There are people on steam, right now, leaving weird ass comments like "really? A fat freak in tekken? A fucking kangaroo?" YOU DONT PLAY TEKKEN STFU BITCH ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS
Orrrr maybe we could just move past all that, yeah? Yeah. ...Yeah.
I'm still thinking about Roger Jr. being back in Tekken 8, I hope we learn more about how the Kangaroo Divorce is going.
Oh holy crap I'm gonna have to actually reinstall Tekken 8 now Two of my faves are coming back--including the GOAT? The kangaroo??
i can't believe they brought back the fuckin kangaroo, tekken may be SO back
Son of a bitch. Kunimitsu, Bob, and *Roger*. I never thought I'd see the day. I guess I'm gonna play a lot more Tekken. Like, in the fall, when they release the kangaroo.