[ laying in front of a fan โ that of which was blowing directly into their open chassis . they werenโt overheating or anything ! it looks like they were just doing this because it felt nice . which . judging by their face . . . theyโre absolutely having the time of their life . ]
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@absolutec00lest.bsky.social
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aah ! wh -- [ perking their antennae up with surprise at such excitement from the other ! wiggling their tail around when they pressed noses . ] uh , of course i would ? ! pfft ! what reason would i have /not/ to take you ? i'd schedule with you , my liege ! hehehee ! [ small nuzzle -- ]
[immediately shooting up with perked ears!!] a date??!! a date?? you'd really take me on a date, 75?! [seems like everything else goes past their head as they excitedly press their wiggling nose to the robot's!] please do!! i would love to go!
bwuugh -- what are you doing , my liege ! ! i'm sorry , i uh . didn't . they didn't allow me to . but , maybe next time i'm here , i'll sneak some food out for you ! they had some really good hot dogs ! [ looking away . very strong , minty , coolant-like smell coming from their chassis ! +
[tail wagging around! sniffing all over their chassis.] wow! it smells so good. did you bring anything home? [sniff sniff sniff sniff. SHNNNNNNFFFF.]
[ when they thought they were alone . . . they flopped onto a cushiony surface . . . until scripter bumped into them ! then they jumped like a scaredy cat . ] AGH -- ! ! . . . um . yes ! i went to a diner earlier ! i had a bunch of minty treats there ! [ it was like a coolant smell . ]
[sniff sniff sniff sniff like a bloodhound... all the way up into bumping into 75!] you smell really minty! did ya eat something fresh??
[ they're scrambling back to scripter's room ! . . . they smell of fresh mint . a very , very strong fresh mint smell . ]
[ they stepped back when 'n7 finally stood up . the intimidation has certainly struck them , alright . ] . . . HAH ! now why would i want to lay a single /inch/ of my ass on that worthless , stupid , worn-out bench ? ! i have no use for it ! you , however . . . [ looking at him from +
[scowling again, soon standing right up. he's trying to intimidate them now, but he's not making any moves to actually hurt them.] startin' to sound like you just want this bench all to yourself. because if you're picking on me THIS damn bad, that's gotta be the reason. WHY do you actually care ++
i care because . . . er . well , you're right . i have no reason to care about you . but -- i do ! so , you should still be grateful i'm giving you my time of day ! . . . or , uh . night . [ keeping their arms crossed , looking at the man from the down up ! . . . scowl . ] nope ! i'm +
why should you care, eh? mosquitoes never bothered me any way. i'm sleepin' here because it's comfortable. hear that? C-O-M-F-O-R... y'get the jist. [still trying to get comfy. peeking at them from under the bar and blinking a few times.] uh. you one of my bots?
WHAT ? ! my voice is not /grating/ ! if anyone has the /grating/ voice , it's yours ! [ crossing their arms ! tapping their foot grumpily against the sidewalk . ] i woke you up because i was concerned as to why you were sleeping out here of all places ! i know your stupid , robloxian body +
ugh, what a grating voice. what, am i loitering? because i don't care. [using the gui to shield his eyes like an eyemask.]
hey . you . [ snapping their fingers in an attempt to wake up . how very rude ! ] wake up ! !
[dozing off on a bench...]
[ they're wandering around outside ! trying to find something to do . . . they hate being alone at times like this ! ]
[ theyโre sneaking towards the HQโs cabinet to snatch some crackers for themselves . they most definitely did not ask . ]
[ they flinched as the tinge of blood that was flicked from her blade , gazing at the crimson that landed on the ground they stood for a moment to exactly /process/ the situation . then , raising their gaze back up to their sister when they got their footing . ] and what ? what do /you/ +
[normally, that'd grant a response. simply a shake of her head followed. she wasn't trying to be sneaky... as she soon drew her sword, flicking blood onto the ground. a warning, silent, as she soon sheathed the rapier again. solid eyes stared directly at them. scathing, almost disappointed.]
i think . i need some compliments .
[ laying completely upside down in their sleep , their right foot kicking their right ear cuff . . . they at least /seem/ comfortable ? ]
[ they're curled up in a tightly-kept millipede curl . ]
[ they froze a tad as if their mind had come to a realization , though having that lack of motion be short-lived , as they soon leaned whatever they could towards scripter . ] hah . . . that's funny . you would've never caught me like this in the past , nor like . . . ever ! if you told me +
think of it this way. you're scary when the moment calls for it... but when you're all snug as you are now? hehe... you're as sweet as pie... [pressing his head against their cheek now, closing their eyes as he wrapped an arm around their shoulders. a softer tone, lovestruck.] at least to me.
[ the sound of the step got on their radar , albeit obviously delayed . turning their head harshly at their sister . their expression hinted at pain due to her unrecognizability . but . even so , they knew that this other bot was her . they'd recognize that signal from anywhere . ] pfft . +
[staring even harder. step.]
. . . . ( ๐ง ) [ antennae twitch . slight grimace . . . ]
what ! even after you said iโm your โbig scary guardianโ ? ! >_<;; [ they laughed shortly after , a little wiggle was seen at the back of the plushie pile that still covered them ! they lazed a tad as scripter held their face , expression slowly beginning to soften the longer they gazed at +
yeah! it is you! [they giggled, now holding their face as they nuzzled them over and over.] you're still cute to me, though! i'm sorry... but it's just true!!~ my biscuit... [stopping just to look at them. big silly smile on their snout.]
that just makes me a special case then ! my physical design is just so good to where i don't have to rely on shapes for my intimidation factor ! [ with their noses pressed against each other , 75 initiated a little nuzzle ! nuzzle nuzzle . ] mhm ! mhm , mhm ! yep ! that's me ! ! ^ _ ^
round and circular? i think a scary robot would be triangular. [they snickered, now laying in a way to mimic them, nose-to-nose. tail swishing around like a playful cat.] but it's okay. you're still my big scary guardian even if you're not triangular!
w-well . . . yeah . i do suppose talking is so much more c00ler than my spikes , huh ? -- h-hey ! whaddya mean " really cute " ? nothing's cute about my face ! in fact , i'm certain i've got the most fiercest , intimidating facial structure a robot can have ! [ a tiny huff with the boop . ]
[pressing their noses together.] well your tail is cool and all, but your head is cooler! it's so awesome because it can talk and be really cute!
yeah , it isnโt . . . hah . . . [ their face was smooth to the touch ! except for that one portion of space on their forehead that was slightly dented and all scratchy feeling . . . overall , very nice feel ! ] i personally think my tail is c00ler ! โcuz itโs got like . spikes โn stuff .
looking for your tail! seems that isn't your tail. [sticking his tongue out, before flopping on his side next to them with a WUMP. playing with their visible head like a cat would with a yarn ball.] this is just as good, though!
oh ! do you . . . want my tail ? [ they smiled a tad as their face was squished around by the jerboa ! squish squish . . . squishy bot ! ] pff โ h-hey ! whatโre you doing , my liege ? ( //// )
[paw resting on their face... feeling it around.] oh... that's not your tail! hehehe. [squish squish. smuuuuush.]
[ from where the tail once was . . . their face popped out ! looking up at scripter as he was patting across the plushie pile ! wagging their tail underneath . . . ]
[trying to find it again! pat pat pat around...]
[ and . . . schwoop ! their tail immediately retreated into the pile of plushies ! ]
[pawing at it...]
[ millipede tail sticking out of a pile of plushies . . . ]
[ theyโve been cleaning their antennae for 30 minutes now โ ]
[ they're asleep on top of some plushies . . . squishing the ones underneath them -- ]
[ exhaling a drawn short-lived huff as they stared at the doll . yanking on its limbs n' such . . . though noticeably being careful with it . surprising , considering their prior rage . ] i feel like i ruined the lives of everyone i know . y'know , i caused so much shit in the team +
hey, it's for grown-ups too! i'm just not as angry as i used to be. [plopping down on the couch.] what's been going on, huh?
-- ? ! do you SERIOUSLY think some stupid-looking doll is going to cheer me up ? ! i'm not some baby , you know ! [ they snapped at 'n7 , before snatching the doll right out of his paw ! staring at it , digging their claws into it rather harshly . . . ] . . . thanks , i guess .
well, here. [holding out a slightly worn-out looking doll.] you can pull it, stretch it, punch it... it's very elastic. maybe it'll help? heheh... my son has kinda grown out of it.