I don't need Lactaid because I consume dairy with a pure heart

What's the most extreme lie you've ever told in a job interview? Mine is "I'm a people person."

How's it going over here? Everyone still being real normal?

You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances

You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.

Mark Carney should promise a national inquiry into why Pearson sucks so fucking bad

I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time

BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!

Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck

Keith Edwards@kedwards.bsky.social · last yr.

Would you look at this absolute bullshit?

People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux)@acabirlios.bsky.social · 2y ago

I spend a pretty significant amount of time wondering if various cultural elites have ever eaten Kraft Dinner

My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator

Turns out It's Her Time was always about Claudia Sheinbaum

"Some people call me Maurice." No they don't, Steve Miller. That isn't true.

I feel so bad for TV writers trying to write about White Lotus this season amd having to pretend that a single exciting thing has happened

I haven't seen anyone "dunking" on him (maybe there are) but what I have seen is people pointing out that it's already extremely difficult for Canadian academics to get positions and it's frustrating to think that as Cdn institutions start snapping up fleeing US academics, it will become even harder

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · last yr.

Jason Stanley's father survived the holocaust by fleeing with his family. Many of his family did not survive. I'm seeing a lot of dunking on him for being privileged but when your entire existence is due to your family fleeing at the right time, it's no surprise he did so now.

Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer

"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy

Timothy Snyder and Jason Stanley moving to Canada from the US is a real "out of the fire, into the frying pan" moment that is not unfunny to me

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Guy and his wife just said "we're having straight sex tonight!" And everybody at the gay bar booed

People are understandably focused on the CPC's sharp decline in popularity but there's an equally interesting story in the apparent total collapse of the NDP. It is WILD that there doesn't seem to be any push from the party to turf Singh, who is pretty obviously unable to meet this moment.

Jim Farney retire bitch

THIS ISN'T FUCKING TRUE. Nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of people in Saskatchewan live in urban areas. That's a lower percentage than most provinces (except Manitoba, which does not get this same treatment, despite having very similar demographics as SK) but it's still an overwhelming majority!

On vacation and around a lot of Ontarians amd sorry but you people don't know shit about fuck

Nothing worse than people fighting in your mentions. If you're in my mentions your politics are almost identical. Find the common ground.

This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · last yr.

"it's wrong to expect the former president to do emotional labor" hello? where am i

I think that for the period of the election, every candidate running should be compelled to live like the poorest Canadians while still attempting to do their job. Your personal budget is now the the monthly cost of welfare in your riding and your apartment is whatever you can afford on that.

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