When they say “vintage camera” but it’s a Nikon Coolpix 🤮
Bilbo's Heartfelt Confession to Gandalf
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Cecilia Baress
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I’m amazed. I’m confused. I’ve been dazed. I’ve been used.
Why do people reply in threads when quote reply is right there? Do better, America.
It may not look like much, but I made this today and I am so proud of myself. #d20 #affinity #graphicdesign
There’s just a whole generation out there buying sneakers a half size too big so they can wear thick, ugly, branded crew socks under them.
Nico Rosberg hosting the post-race interviews?! How unintentionally hilarious! #f1 #ferrari #forzaferrari #lewishamilton #formula1
Shoutout to the people who come to a rock festival ready to WORK. The guy in the bucket hat who appointed himself field general of the mosh pit. The guys in matching screen-printed pink shirts that read “Ask me for uppies” putting up crowd surfers and high-fiving each other after.
Nobody ever talks about the time when the cellphone technology we have today DID exist, but wasn’t particularly good yet. So there IS video evidence of things, but it’s in a highly specific and deeply irretrievable format.
Caught this beautiful idiot with a mouthful of the fur I just brushed off her sister.
Perhaps my most controversial and hated opinion is that the glowing puck in hockey was good actually.
Well. At least we’re doing heart hands the good and correct way again.
TL;DR: Ilia Malinin will never win Olympic gold with that Beijing-sized chip on his shoulder. Let it go, man. #IliaMalinin #Olympics #figureskating #MilanCortina
a man with a beard and glasses is talking to another man in a cave and saying `` let it go '' .
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An untested Ilia Malinin was left off the U.S. Olympic team four years ago. Malinin won silver at the U.S. Championships, a feat some observers felt entitled him to a trip to Beijing over Jason Brown, a more experienced but less technically proficient competitor, who finished fourth at nationals.
CONFIRMED: Tar-RAH and Johnny were fooling absolutely no one in the castle. #traitors #taraandjohnny
In honor of Ron Funches’ unjust exit from “The Traitors,” I will now refer to anyone who has been wronged as having been “funched.”
The rate at which people on “The Traitors” use the wrong word or use words wrong is staggering to me.
Our town canceled recycling collection for the week due to weather (totally get it, respect borough workers, etc.). But … It was paper and cardboard week. And they won’t pick up paper and cardboard again until the second week of February. And guys, we have so much cardboard.
Out of context, this message from my Verizon Agent is strangely poignant.
My cats are valiantly trying to eat these homemade treats we bought for them at a holiday market and I love them for that but they clearly do not like them.
Not me trying to put the toaster oven tray in the microwave.
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An exhausting but not exhaustive list of nicknames for my cat Rigby:
An exhausting but not exhaustive list of my cat Ripley’s nicknames: Rippy Rippy-lee (Miss) Rips Ripple Fudge Ripple Fudge Rippleton Rippleton-lee Rippletoni Rippletoni-lee-lee (sung to the tune of Happy Birthday) The Warrior The Pea (My) Lee-lee Ripp-ae-tone Rippers Queen Darkscorn
I’ve been watching football since I was a kid and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an onside kick work out in favor of the kicking team.
I watched four Conjuring films in 72 hours in defiance of my fear of jump scares and haunted house movies. The fourth and final installment of the film series piqued my interest because it’s about a haunting close to my hometown. I binged the other movies to prepare. What happened next …
Am I too late for the shitty jokes about the series finale of “And Just Like That”? I’m flush with them. I see it’s already being poo-pooed by the critics. #ajlt #andjustlikethat
A colleague with whom I was discussing the traditional hostility of reporters toward copy editors offered this succinct advice: Don't bite the hand that saves your ass.
My cat and I both reacted to the jump scare at the end of this week’s “Gilded Age.”
