Listening to a gentleman from somewhere in deepest, darkest Texas (and the corresponding accent dialed up to 11) absolutely mutilate the pronunciation of Japanese names.
Make It Stop!
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The Ace Tomato Company
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A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit managed by a retired (emphasis on tired) squid and permanent resident of the LAMPS Mk III Penalty Box. Posts involve ASW helicopters, naval history, ukuleles, and profanity.
1/ Remembering when we submitted a det patch design and the OIC got a phone call at 0330 while off Japan. His last name was Peekers. The patch was a line of marching stick figures with the text "HSL-[REDACTED] DET [REDACTED]: PROUDLY FOLLOWING OUR PEEKERS INTO THE FUTURE" around the edge.
That sounds comfy.
ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 9h agoAir to Ground Message: A D MX WRITE UP UPON ARR CABIN TEMP CONTROL IS NO LONGER FUNCTIONING. 2ND DAY W/ A/C. IN AIR NO MATTER TEMP ADJUSTMENT HOT AIR/ 90+F COMES OUT ALL ZONES. Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #aab00059fba F: #f5d37e24937
The song is best performed in the original Klingon.
Coach Gowron@coachgowron.com · 3d agoYour rendition of Wind Beneath My Wings was very tender and emotional.
Listening to engineers spitball ideas about repeatedly swapping fuel valves between aircraft to increase optempo when I get up to leave. Manager <whispers>: Where are you going? Me: I need to get something out of my trunk to deal with this.
Wolfgang Sense8 with Rocket Launcher
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I am weaponizing the 'Mute Participant' button in Teams. In the quiet that follows, I consider the Gita and sthitaprajna.
Quiet Mjc: Tumbleweed on a Dirt Road
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Oh good. We're into the phase where we minimize the actual crisis and engage is a bit of subtle misogyny to start blaming the "crazy wife." Spineless whelps.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoNN: The abuse allegations against Rep. Max Miller -- Moreno says he should resign, but President Trump disagrees. Do you think Miller should step down? REP. JIMMY PATRONIS: No. I agree with the president. This is a family fight. Unfortunately, divorces are messy. There are two sides to every story.
1/ Suggestions to the Pentagon to confuse and demoralize the Iranians: 1. COMPTUEX. 2. Stop dropping bombs and start carpeting the country with 'Beef Patty' and 'Cheese Omelet with Vegetables" MRE. 3. Mandatory weekend duty section face musters because you assholes didn't verify your recalls.
1. This is not my picture. 2. There is a small town in northern New Mexico where if you don't have a driveway and need to wash your 12-15kT yield Mk I freefall bomb, where the hell else are you going other than the local coin operated car wash? 3. This is totally normal here. Trust me.
Pensacola, Florida. 2002. I am in Borders and note that some glorious person moved all copies of the Bible and Book of Mormon to the "Fantasy/Fiction" section.
A humble request: Please don't wear huge amounts of perfume in rental cars. It winds up on the seatbelts and the next person in the vehicle gets to enjoy your floral ass musk.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Harder mode: no franchises or major studios.
Akira: Iconic Motorcycle Ride in Neo-Tokyo
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Niki Dykstra@enephdee.bsky.social · 6d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I totally want to go off in another thread about PLAN Song class submarines (which are probably almost copies of the exported 877 EKM Kilo) using AIP. But I can't because the replies are locked.
Ruined My Day Ed Bassmaster
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1/ Watched asinine PLA training video about "capturing" Soviet tanks. Tactics: 1. Throw yourself on top of the turret viewport. 2. Two of your buddies open the engine bay and do something. (Maybe involving hand grenades?) 3. Hauling the hapless comrade tank commander out and giving him the stabby.
Thought I was having chest pains due to stress and about to do the Let's Go To The ER. Then realized it was a combination of being old and morning push-ups without stretching.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to pray a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Sage advice from Afroman's kitchen: "Drink some coffee, put on some gangster rap, and handle it."
Computer Touching Factory, 2021. HR Person: So, [REDACTED], I just wanted a minute with you to discuss a concern. Me: Uh, is there a problem? HR: Oh, no no no. We're just concerned. Me: About? HR: Are you okay? You tend to look, well, very intense or angry a lot. Me: That's just how my face works.
I Am In Hell - Lady on Computer
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I watched the third Avatar movie. What the fuck. What the whole fuck.
Editing a document at work so old you can read the last revision by visiting the Lascaux Caves.
Bro, it's probably cologne getting sucked into the air packs. Look at where you're at.
ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · last wk.Air to Ground Message: FUNKY SMELL ON TAKEOFF IM RETURNING TO KLGA Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a4a1c9e52f0 F: #f8bb8bac3e3
Whoops. Guess that vibe coding and AI bullshit isn't such a good idea after all. Who could've seen this coming?
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · last wk.Tons of peoples' Claude chats are exposed on Google. Cryptocurrency keys, API keys, login credentials, legal discussions, more. This happened with ChatGPT last year. And Claude too. There's clearly an ongoing issue with search engines indexing peoples' AI chats www.404media.co/tons-of-peop...
Today I learned a (somewhat sarcastic) Norwegian response to being asked how you are first thing in the morning: Oppe og ikke gråter. Translated, it means "awake and not crying."
Back To The Future: Michael J Fox Taking Notes
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