Adam Bednarczyk
@adambednarczyk.bsky.social
41yo/He/Him/Bi & Queer/Total Geek/My pronouns on my desk but I’m also secretly He-Man so suck it grifters who like their childhood nostalgia to be anti-woke
I’m now picturing Primetime as the movie where Bruce Wayne and Jimmy Olsen teamed up to expose creeps on television with Flash Thompson being one of them. Also, Alex Winter is in this so might throw in a time-travel phone booth in the mix for this insane imaginary DC/Marvel crossover movie.
Oh what’s wrong Eli? You are pissed that Obsession and Backrooms did better than your Ice Cream Man crap? Your days in horror scene is so over so do cry about it and get ready for some new blood, bro.
So wait, you make a movie involving a dystopian society where anybody who’s unmarried gets to have sex on one day per year… and you don’t show any nudity during its sex scenes? I mean that’s fine and all but how TF could you accomplish this & came out with that “takes you out of the movie” excuse?
The hierachy of power in Justice League is about to change
luketa 🌻@luketaluketa.bsky.social · 9mo agoWatched that Run Hide Fight: Infidels and am shocked by the fact that Jason Gray-Stanford is in this movie. Monk is now gonna be hard to watch because of him.
Someone made a lousy AI slop of my hometown on Facebook. Like the library is not across the big six lane highway (instead of two lanes) from Westfields.
Just found out there’s a deleted scene from Pumping Iron where Arnold Schwarzenegger convinces Bud Cort to not go to Vince’s Gym anymore. Like I’m imagining a parallel universe where Arnie is in an action movie with the star of Harold and Maude. It would‘ve been awesome tbh.
Meh, Fringe did the alternate universe DC comics gag better
I’m sorry to do this (but Australians and New Zealanders will get this)
Probably add Captain America: Brave New World and Stranger Things to the collection
This is a poor tasteless way to use the “how should I make this about me?” tactic
Josef Pazderka :bot:@pazderkajosef.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 5d agoJosef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @tomflynn_photo@twitter.com: Bono delivers “A Beautiful Day” as spoken word poetry at the funeral of Glen Hansard
There’s a reason he hasn’t seen The Whale. The lead character in that movie is gay and this is the same guy who hates that one of his created-owned comic characters is now written by anybody else as a gay person. In other words, Rob is a homophobe.
Guess what I’m not gonna see this or any other year, it’s not Ice Cream Man even though I’m avoiding this like the plague as well
Fuck ONE NIGHT ONLY
Unmarried people can't have sex, unless it's done on one specific, government-approved, Purge-style night. This is how your script gets on the Black List. Of course, in the confounding, oblivious One...
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This is almost the 2026 equivalent of that infamous twist
Robert Pattinson & Twin Towers in 'Remember Me'
ALT: Robert Pattinson & Twin Towers in 'Remember Me'
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Mathew Buck@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 4d agoWait, hold up, One Night Only, the rom-com set in a dystopian society where pre-martial sex is outlawed 364 days a year, ends with a character saying “Maybe the fascists were right about this”? Christ on a bike. Well, that killed any interest stone dead.
Yeah, she probably rejected you because you made Hostel 2 (or because you’re Eli Roth)
The question is will he be casual and kept the same look he is having IRL or a couple of Star Trek shows or will he wear a wig and hilarity ensues (it is after the same franchise that gave us bad CGI Dwayne Johnson)
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 5d agoOded Fehr, who played Ardeth Bay in THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, has joined the cast of THE MUMMY 4. Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz will star. From directors Radio Silence. In theaters October 15, 2027.
Madonna has supported LGBT+ community much longer than you have, Roisin.
Okay, name at least one good thing Eli Roth has ever done because I‘ve keep seeing bad things (including few of his movies) instead and this is a new one
Disney/Hulu: The X-Files: I Want To Believe director’s cut is coming out. Me: Release Millennium and The Lone Gunmen to your streaming service, you cowards. Disney/Hulu:
Norman Osborn Says What?
ALT: Norman Osborn Says What?
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Um… Why is Shaq using AI of himself and Marilyn Monroe on his Instagram feed?
This is already gonna explode in many nightclubs this coming weekend
Never liked Empire of the Sun since the start so I’m in the “hate them before it‘s cool” train anyway
The concept of watching V For Vendetta & The Matrix and thinking the resistance includes a billionaire who is siding with an evil leader.
With Seann William Scott as Scorpion and Vince Vaughn as Tombstone, BND would have been very cheesy if it was released back in that time
I bet his niece disowned him after seeing this tweet… ooh please tell me I win this bet at least because there’s no way she looks at this and NOT be embarrassed
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 6d agoIf you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
Tough, watch Oppenheimer instead or go out and find yourself a girlfriend if you haven’t got one already
