I give you guys 70’s bush and yet no one thought ahead to save a quaalude for me to try
Thankful the man who not only covered my hair appointment today, but provided reading material to boot
I’ll be in LA this weekend running around with old friends and reading by the pool, but I have some free time the 19th, if anyone wants to scoop me up
I plan to wear white after Labor Day and you’ll just have to throw me across your knee and spank me about it
I make a physical to do list every day, thank you hotel notepads
It is only because my apartment is Manhattan sized that I’m not an even bigger physical media nerd, I limit to books, records and ephemera but just know that I also yearn for a blu ray closet
Might just be my book of the year, the dry familial humor that was able to be conveyed is so impressive to me. Fot fans of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, Eyes Wide Shut, and polyamory (as a concept)
It’s a good thing I’m going to Paris next weekend, my French face wash is running a little low
Thoughts and prayers for my neighbor in this trying time of me singing Dolly Parton songs every moment I’m in the house
(Redacted boutique hotel booking platform) has no idea how funny the t-shirt they sent me for being a loyal customer is
Giving the people what they want (grainy cell phone cleavage photo)
We saw The Odyssey at the drive-in so I could have the practical effects and lore explained to me in realtime
I realized this year I’m really into magic shows. If you want to see me clap my hands and squeal in amazement, this serves as a PSA
