the final chapter of SH Townfall fucking suuuuuuucks
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quiet everyone it's time for our weekly Bronwyn Newport stanning
I wish my parents had the foresight to get super rich and successful before I was born so I could have been nepo-parachuted into a 7-figure salary but alas
several local oomfs are following the guy I'm dating on here
Whoopi Goldberg Holding Hand
ALT: Whoopi Goldberg Holding Hand
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my friend-that's-too-woke opinion is that straight guys can have sex with men and still be straight and that distinction is actually good for the LGBTQ+ community ok thank you
all else aside, "I'm Lucky Roy Singh... but I can't sing 😦" is an unironically great lyric
if Bronwyn Newport has a million fans, then i am one of them. if Bronwyn Newport has ten fans, then i am one of them. if Bronwyn Newport has only one fan, then that is me. if Bronwyn Newport has no fans, then I am no longer on earth. if the world is against Bronwyn, then I am against the world.
working out does make me insanely horny so i get why muscle gays Behave Like That
why is anyone buying the Halloween game after gun interactive have repeatedly demonstrated they hate their products and their customers
Sometimes I will spontaneously remember that all the gay people who live in my phone are extremely attractive and then I will begin to panic. but then i subsequently remember it's ok because you are all simply figments of my unstable mind x
I bought sweat (head)bands for the gym and I actually dgaf how stupid I look this is life changing I can sweat with reckless abandon
OK cool turns out people can still see you viewed them when you're appearing offline on Scruff
waiting for the uber after the bar last night. ignore that i spilled beer on myself please
bear trade co-worker is walking around the office in his rugby uniform for some reason. getting so aroused that i pass out
watching the old seasons of RHONY it's crazy how charismatic Ramona is when she wants to be. do you think that's part of being generally evil or is it unrelated
i just saw the speed camera discourse that's crazy lol
someone is AI generating themselves fatter and a lot of you are falling for it
just replayed all the Kingdom Hearts games and I think I'm a KH1 truther