Got a text from bestie asking me to let out my evil Scorpio on her ex-husband (closed his bank account to avoid child support). LET’S HEX A MAN TONIGHT (aka make his self/inficted gout flare up until he pays her😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈) it works every time (no joke either) If anyone wants me to hex a man, dm me

New layout for the first time since 2024 who dis?

It’s always a good day when there is a TayWag sighting.

I ran into a former coworker at the equinox market. She made a comment that my entire energy is just lighter now. Leaving that hellhole if a school was the best thing that could have happened for me.

Welp hair didn’t take the color but I got stocked up on the ritual soaps AND there was a new candle witch who makes all of her own beeswax candles with natural ingredients from her garden and beeswax from her hives. Yes, I bought 3.

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Hair is getting colored today (going for Meg Ryan 90s highlights). Then it’s the Fall Equinox market with bestie to go stock up on soap from the soap witch. It’s going to be a good Sunday.

Hair is getting colored today (going for Meg Ryan 90s highlights). Then it’s the Fall Equinox market with bestie to go stock up on soap from the soap witch. It’s going to be a good Sunday.

Some people are being Islamophobic over the fact Tillamook Cheese is now labeled as halal. They didn’t change any of their process to get the certification. Go tour the damn cheese factory. I will never boycott Tillamook Cheese.

Come watch me fail at the Shadowlands in BG3 (again)!

Conversation I had with a student: “I’m just going to drop out and start coding.” “You need a high school diploma to get a job at most of those places.” “Nuh-uh Mark Zuckerberg dropped out and he’s a billionaire.” “Mark Zuckerburg dropped out of Harvard.” “He still dropped out.”

DUNCAN SHEIK??? (90s guy turned broadway composer of my favorite musical WTF)

We are fine. The other side of town got about 2 feet of water flooding in. My husband is going to help the schools get cleaned up today. One of those times I was very grateful for a third floor apartment though and to no longer live in a basement apartment.

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Welp flash flood warning AND the power is out in half the town. End of the world?

Welp flash flood warning AND the power is out in half the town. End of the world?

This is a BAD thunderstorm. We’ve had power flicker multiple times and I can see the rain flowing down the road.

Just to share all of her crimes with you… Princess Daphne chased an unknown entity up the wall and broke the frame my signed Showgirl CD was in. She also keeps trying to take the lid off her (cleaned daily) litter box so she can spill it. At least she’s cute.

Husband suggested we watch Blue Mountain State because we both love Alan Ritchson. Thad Castle has made me laugh more than any character one episode in.

So I’m not wrong. He hated working with the secret lives of Mormon wives chick. I mean, that woman’s husband SUCKED so makes sense. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83vT3fm/

#dwts #fyp

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Okay I am not mad about #dwts. I’m going to harp on this all season, but BRING BACK THE DAMN RESULTS SHOW. They can have all their interlude dances there and it would be great.

#dwts Both new pros are gone? Interesting…

#dwts Val and Jenna are phenomenal. No shock. I do like having celebs with dance experience. It lets there be such a variety.

#dwts Sarah and Hailey… 1. Love queer representation! 2. Can we please stop trying to force dance styles into the songs even when they don’t really make sense? 3. I’m like 90% this is what my ballroom final in high school looked like (PE 2 was a ballroom class it was weird)

#dwts Mark and Mara are great which is no surprise.

I need to watch 10 Things I Hate About You again.

#dwts Julia Stiles my millennial queen 👏👏👏👏

#dwts Giada and Alan… Okie dokie that happened.

#dwts Love Brandon… but foxtrot? Really? When we have a jive and a quickstep? Okay.

#dwts Amber was great and love her as a human. Pasha seems way more out of his shell!

#dwts I don’t mind voting for Tatyana because of Jan. I did not vote for him last season because of his partner.

#dwts Jan looks so much more relaxed and Tatyana is adorable!!!!

Okay and we are back… #dwts stars night 2!!!!

I think we are going to have a big few weeks as Swifties and genuinely, could not come at a better time.