Yall had crazy topics today.

If you still like Drake u can unfollow me plz

Enjoyed this Esquire feature on the Churchwell brothers. IMO, they are among the last elegantly dressed men in the United States. Notably, neither are "fashion influencers." They are both distinguished cardiologists with great taste and a lifetime relationship with the same tailor.

it probably feels crazy af to have a great memory and be on social media

I want to complain about the language and word choices for this exam, but instead, I will just become the Riddler. My villain origin story 😭😭

Jim Carrey as The Riddler: Riddle Me This

ALT: Jim Carrey as The Riddler: Riddle Me This

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Central Market’s salmon sandwich. 10/10 no notes.

I ain’t even know central market had sandwiches??!! Im finna be hereeee!! Whattt????

All while their bills continue to climb. That is why the Commission has ordered a review of Magnolia Water Utility Operating Co.’s billing, customer service and acquisition practices. thecurrentla.com/2026/as-priv... #lagov #louisiana #cleanwater

Not my mom took my purse talmbout she forgot to pack one. Im like I know this ain’t my bag 😂😂😂😂. Do I have kids? Do parents count?!!! My mom is the baby.

Bilizz Makes Funny Faces

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One last consulting call. (It’s my regular job) 😭😂

Idk if people gonna sue or just quit buying food for any of the companies to change.

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Investigations of Foodborne Illness Outbreaks

The following is a list of outbreak and adverse event investigations primarily being managed by FDA’s CORE Response Teams.

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For those automated spam calls: Answer (don’t speak) and hit 9 to be placed on the DNC lists Do it consistently. I’ll answer and hit 9 in a meeting idc idc idc The calls will start to be less frequent I started this late May, I now get zero calls

Manny Voices@itsdrlittle.bsky.social · 14h ago

Can you share with the class? I get 96367 spam calls a day

The more I work with people, the more I wish team-based sports was a requirement for education. These people CANNOT work collaboratively. Like, at all.

New: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...

Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed

"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.

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Wow tomorrow is Thursday and that’s crazy.

Then they don’t use the feedback to improve anything.

Cynthia Rose@stillcham.blacksky.app · 16h ago

I'll say it again. Another thing I'm tired of is them sending us feedback surveys for EVERY. SINGLE. THING.

Nobody listens to me. Now nobody wants to be power of attorney over grandma. I told my mama.

Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done

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Now I need to go to bed been yapping all day. 😩🥴

RECALL UPDATES, • Prepared pasta has now been contaminated with listeria, 6 people have died across 18 states • Ukrop’s Homestyle Foods premade meals (baked spaghetti, chicken cobbler, and bread pudding) • Two Michigan residents have died from Cyclospora (both had underlying health issues)

TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿@prettttystoned.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hey whores, here’s the latest food recall list (Source, CDC) • Lettuce🥬 (specifically iceberg) • Eggs🍳 (white & brown cage free) • Frozen blueberries🫐 (Greenwise brand + whole mixed berries) • Pilsbury dough🥐 • Fruit Puree🍊 (PT organic) • Breakfast burritos🌯 (Fresh & ready foods)

It’s funny because I thought I didn’t do enough yesterday. 🥴 This is how I know I was over doing it before.

My hammys and quads are sore but I’m still gonna do some quick cardio and arms so I stay in my routine.

At the bakery 🥐

Do plants count? 🪴

Vlad ⚓@vjlonir.bsky.social · 2d ago

All y'all got kids!?

Dad calling to get the tea.

The airport manager had to come over 🥴🥴🥴 Embarrassing.

Person Hiding with Sunglasses and Scarf

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Not my grandma went off on the wheelchair people at the airport. 🥴🥴🥴

Oh Lord Lord Jesus Fix It

ALT: Oh Lord Lord Jesus Fix It

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Everybody in my city wanna be a rapper, please get a 9-5 it’s been 10 years and we need social workers🫩

A lot of terrible people born in August

I can explain…but I’m not going to. See how that works 😁