Hey hey, look who arrived 😁

Really have to have been a right cunt for me to nod along with every word Roy Keane has said. Can’t wait to piss on City’s grave.

THATS MY DOG BIG FUCKIN ORNS

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 7d ago

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That’s my Saturday starting early then, on to the next one

Big Mik better have one hell of a team talk ready

Days like today remind me why I fucking hate football

Official is absolutely going to start crumbling to the crowd, we have to be wary of that.

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF HURZELER

No one’s stopping that. Take a breath, stop the bleeding, no reason we can’t notch two or three here.

Reminder: to be cautioned for an action against Bukayo Saka, a weapon or explosive must be produced and utilized. (IFAB 12.6 Section A)

Tzolis does a circus move to get that ball in and it’s a tremendous cross. I fucking love that young man.

HE DELAYED THE FUCKING RESTART HES LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE MATE??

Ah yes, I see we’ve chosen Blood Pressure FC for the opening five minutes

When you search the Brighton 125th anniversary shirt, the first player promo image is big Welbs, that’s awkward lmao.

Fuck Hurzeler, but I will absolutely glaze these Brighton shirts

COYG baby

Kobe did this in one game, relegate them now

Steve Hills@merse10.bsky.social · 2w ago

Spurs 81 points from last 81 games

Doing the math on the minutes between spurs goals in the prem(not counting a set piece when the game was dead and buried), I will see you all on Nov 7th to commemorate the next one

10 players brought in €366m spent 33 games to go...

If you remove the offseason, spurs have spent 50.8% of this calendar year in 16th or lower. If you include it for maximum bants, they’ve spent 84.7% of 2026 in that position. This club claims they’re serious. 😂

Congratulations, spurs, it’s September 19th and you’ve now scored one more goal than a 201 pound 33 year old man who hasn’t kicked a ball since he was 25. I’m happy to concede that I likely won’t be scoring a goal this season, but will be back stronger next year.

Alex@adotmorgan.bsky.social · 2w ago

With that goal ruled out, I am happy to say that I, an overweight 33 year old man in the US, remain level with spurs on goals scored in the Premier League this season. I’m honored.

De Zerbi’s face, put it in the Louvre

£300m down the drain, spurs concede again 😂

I love it, I love it so much. Spurs making Jackson look like the wonderkid Chelsea thought they were buying.

With that goal ruled out, I am happy to say that I, an overweight 33 year old man in the US, remain level with spurs on goals scored in the Premier League this season. I’m honored.

He’s gonna be off 😂😂😂😂

Anyone going to the Amex away today, please make sure to take Hurzeler some tissues to cry into today 🙂

Cannot for the life of me understand officiating anymore: Jackson gets yellow for delaying a restart, we know all about that one. A minute later Robertson nearly rips McGinn’s shirt off to stop a counter, no booking, hardly a talking to. What are we doing anymore?

My favorite thing about being a YouTube Music user is the Sean Dyche Many Men edit randomly showing up between Gin Blossoms and Judah & the Lion