Another round of kinky meme time ____ #betasafe #censoredporn #pixelpumpers #betapixels #pixelpumpers

Anybody wanna casually bully me in my inbox? 😭

Oof, in fantasy land most definitely. 🫠😱 I'd probably even volunteer for the dev team. Sadly it would probably be owned by some billionaire AI company IRl, so probably no. 😭 Ask more fun stuff here: ngl.link/adventurebean

Does chatting with @kink3d.com count? I have influenced some and know of some people who have tried chastity or especially K3D cages because of me, but I am not sponsored by anyone if that is what this hints at. Just a fan of their cage design 🥰 ask more fun questions here ngl.link/adventurebean

I just went from Size S Narrow to N+ Narrow I could probably fit both an N Narrow or a Baby Narrow, but funds do not be funding atm. I am curious for the smallest possible cage, but not curious enough to overcome a new cage+shipping cost 😅 Ask me more curious questions: ngl.link/adventurebean

New, thicker, larger septum piercing installed...one might only guess what such a more visible mark may do to my headspace :D

Them: Lol those hobbies you have are so stereotypically 🏳️‍⚧️ Me: noo, lemme check up on my favourite Youtubers though YT1: 🏳️‍⚧️ YT2: 🏳️‍⚧️ YT3:🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ok yeah... maybe there has been a statistical blip, but at least my friends... Friend 1: 🏳️‍⚧️ Friend 2: 🏳️‍⚧️ Friend 3: 🇵🇱...jk... 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

In fantasy/ theory I am quite comfortable with the thought of permanent chastity and super glue in my lock. Realistically there will be a point where I get unlocked, but it isn't a pre-planned or pre-determined thing, which I'd classify as "chastity by default". ask more here: ngl.link/adventurebean

Gimme something to think about and answer :D ngl.link/adventurebean

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There are no words that can express how absolutely horrible it is to attack any crowd of people, let alone one celebrating love. I hope everyone I know got home safe, but the silence feels daunting.

Them: ready for your breeding session? Me: Ah yes...breEding *puts away thr 25kh bag of panko* totally...😅

sorry not sorry

Ok listen...Drone outfit, but make it makita inspired 😂

"but you might get more cold after starting HRT" buddies... I am living in sweaty hell and my hobbies include very water tight materials, gimme the cold shivers for all I care also spam my AMA: ngl.link/adventurebean

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They each have their unique strenghts and drawbacks, Fetlife is a more creative canvas for writing, well presented photo sets etc. Bluesky is a quick scroll experience with a good search mechanism Sadly both are by now quite dead and my inbox stays dry on most days.

Fluently? 3 (german, swiss german, english) Honorable mentions go out to: - French (mostly 12th/13th century though) - Latin - Russian - Italian

ngl.link/adventurebean NGL-AMA so I can share it on here and on Fetlife :D

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If there has ever been any doubt about my qualifications as a cleaning drone/maid: I FOLD MY FITTED SHEETS!

If you ever feel unsuccessful, comsider that the person who has the most money, several past relationships, companies, the president's ear, many children and many other common indicators of success.... is by many considered a completely failed human, who has lost all ties to empathy and logic.

Well, can't you cheat permalocked chastity by pulling out? You underestimate my committment. Extra ahem *security* measurements have been installed. #piercedchastity #princealbert #kink3d #locked #permalocked #latexgloves #shinygloves #teamlocked #permanentchastity

PSA: most @kink3d.com locks can be slid into position without key and then locked without having the key present...do with that info as you like ;D better video to come 🥰

Remind me how yours is bigger... @kink3d.com has 5 larger cage sizes... ...and two smaller ones in case someone wants to treat me to a #downsize ;D

some intrusive thoughts are stickier than others... @kink3d.com @uniqdsn.bsky.social

Oh...was it your last key? Oh nooo... sounds like #permanentchastity ___ gloves by @uniqdsn.bsky.social

Come on... remind me yours is bigger ;)

Abra cadabra babediba be gone you vile dysphoria ok gotta work on my magic skills 😭

How bsky expects me to "invite my friends" all of a sudden?

I mean ... you could print a spiral on your fan in this weather and just listen to hypno tracks while it magically blows your brain cells away? 🤔

just for the lolz... any brands who would want their gear tested, reviewed and photographed? I have time and an inbox 😂