// I have an epic adventure planned. I need the twins, Hope and Freya. #RT
Niklaus Mikaelson
@afinefury.bsky.social
He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. ⊱ ⋮ᴍᴄ. ʀᴩ. ᴀᴜ.⋮ #swagangel
If I turn you ‘round and shake you would you rattle like a box of Rocks?
“Is your brain made of titanium?”
// I need to follow more people On all my accounts. I'll take suggestions.
Rocky memory failing. [I said, mocking his speech patterns.]
“Did. Rocky have very good memory.”
[Narrows eyes] Are you trying to goad me?
“Moving goal. Is ok. Just sore loser.”
People don't kick my ass, I kick theirs.
“But have met alien. And had butt kicked by one.”
Oy! Follow my main >>> @serpentineswag.bsky.social He’s more fun than I am. Kind of a toss up who’s the bigger psychopath.
Sadly, I’ve not seen a dinosaur either.
“Not old as dirt. But very close.”
I’ve been what I am for 1000 years and human before that.
“Rocky is 291 earth years old.”
I’m ancient and they still try to control me.
No. Rocky is grown Eridian. Just doesn’t want to.