𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇.

𝗛𝗔𝗟 𝗝𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝟭𝟲@lanternsmight.bsky.social · 2y ago

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"I actually don't know if you're referring to your ego still or?"

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"It's not the biggest in the world, but it's nice. Like a pillow. Y'know?"

"I think the only thing bigger than your ass is your ego."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"It's nice. Don't get me wrong...But..."

"?!" This shocked her.

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I don't know about that one..."

"Not as nice as mine, sorry."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"It's pretty nice though right?"

"...For the record, your ass isn't too fat. Or, at least it's proportional to your body."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Well, here we are."

"The subject of ass being discussed between you and me just wasn't on my 2025 bingo card is all."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"What's that mean?"

"Sticky buns."

"I will agree with both of those statements. Which are words I never thought I'd be agreeing to with you of all people, no offense of course."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"There's never too much. Unless it's like out of proportion with your body which is statistically impossible."

"Isn't that up to the person looking at said ass? Like, what's a lot of ass? That's like saying too much ass, but how much is too much?"

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"And a lot of ass."

/ Bother me or Misty while I'm at work, discord: misty__knight

❝Hope you were watching, Uncle Ben. 'Cause I did that for you. Kept everyone safe. You were more than a father to me, Ben Parker. you were my hero. Now it's my turn. Because from now on, I'm going to be yours! You'll see. I'll never quit--and it's going to be... ⠀⠀⠀ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂!❞ 🕸️ MORE INFO BELOW 🕸️

"This is all a lot of information."

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · 2y ago

"And fat...Had to specify."

Do we love?

"Thanks. Some are just born with excellence, I don't make the rules."

Slides him a mug of coffee.

𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿.@thwipthatthwip.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yaaawwwn. Guh … 😵‍💫

/ Going to try and tackle some stuff today. Anyone got a discord we can chat or RP with?

"Happens to the best of us. Trust me "

ㅤ MARY-JANE-WATSON. “ Oh, Tiger... they're going to put this whole thing on your head. They're going to blame you for screwing up the peace process unless you lay yourself open to every nut in the city. What are we going to do ? ” #MarvelRP + #MVRP ㅤ

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‘𝓦𝙾𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙴. ༺@violentclaws.bsky.social · 2y ago

THE BEST THERE IS.

Happy #TittyTuesday -- while still looking badass with a flawless as fuck 'fro.

"Intense pleasure? Is it because being a gummy bear is a pleasurable experience or is that something added on during the transformation process?

Madam Gourmand, The Sweetest Supervillain!@evillydelicious.bsky.social · 2y ago

"That's not entirely true. You would feel intense pleasure from the experience, because causing pain is so... passe at this point."

"A gummy-- Yeah, maybe you're right I don't have a fun bone in my body. Would be cute... for you. For me? Not so much."

Madam Gourmand, The Sweetest Supervillain!@evillydelicious.bsky.social · 2y ago

"See, I want to believe that, but I feel like if I turned you into a gummy bear you might be very mad at me." "As cute as it would be, of course."

"Just Relax. No one can resist the Purple Woman." RP account for Kara Killgrave aka Purple Girl aka Purple Woman aka Persuasion English Only. Literate/Semi-Literate. Lewd only with established partners. Writer is 21+ Autistic.