I don't know if I wanna start going to the gym or if I just want sportier gym shoes.
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Love the crabs. Hate the barrel. The life of your light. A fresh of breath air. 🦖 Chicago
You guys! I called for free mulch and they just said they're on their way 👉🏾👈🏾!!!!! Iono what size truck its gonna be.
Oh no! I can't move any days around at work to be free to help out a family member b/c I already did that for myself so I could lay down all day 😞
I think we can all agree Ariana's new song "Hate that I Made You Love Me" is about Cynthia. I will not take questions at this time.
When a guy tears up the home he shares w/ his lady and puts his hands on her, and the police arrive, hear he did it b/c his feelings were hurt and say, "I completely understand.", they should not be police officers. They're the problem.
About to try this viral recipe right now. Reminds me of Miranda, who remembers that episode of "Sex & the City"??? youtube.com/shorts/Iin8g...
Viral box chocolate cake hack 😳
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Im tryna be there for my mom but she keeps acting white by buying lettuce. Im ready to ask who she voted for.
Sholl dont. The other option is homelessness which, ironically, you can still experience w/ a job.
Pixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 4h agoHaving a job or making money from your work does not disqualify you from being anticapitalist ...
If his ass can fit a handgun up it, I understand why he feels he needs it.
Clitasaurus Rex 🦖@naiijah.blacksky.app · 5h agoa man tried to sneak a loaded handgun into Cook County jail by hiding it up his ass
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
I was driving yesterday when I had a sneeze attack- FUCK! Still annoyed. You ever try to keep your eyes open during 5 sneezes?? I should've been arrested.
Omg!!! The YouTube pastry chefs are already gearing up for Halloween!!!
Im so curious to know why white women can't hold their pee when they laugh. I swear Im not being judgemental, I just ALWAYS hear, "Im gonna pee myself!" when white women are laughing.
When you're a great listener and observer, you get the perfect bday gift, and your friend is like, "😮😮😮 This is exactly what I needed, how did you know???":
These are just SOME of the things we're being told about.
It’s not safe to eat anything anymore.. I literally had one from Publix for dinner tonight. Just something quick and easy for when I was eating alone. Great.. just great!
The DNC in town, planning for the mid-terms I reckon. In there being outta touch leeches. Fuck outta here.
"I would fuckin rip you to shreds, dude, I swear to God." He wanna be me so bad.
OK, from now on yall in trouble. Im announcing my wins, big or small, and I want some muthafuckin fanfare.