agent 47 from hitman built it all from a bucket of sand joe the swing king yeah that his 47 even the constant that is 47 in the hideout hides that 47 guy who sends his targets to heaven(?)
Agent 47
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Names are for friends, so I don't need one. (Parody Account)
it's feeling like a "plant landmines indisciminately in the target's house" kind of day
He's a Hit Man Boy with a Brief Magic Case! 地獄[燃/越]えればいいのプリティ革命/薄命 世界[は闇/回り/守り]に 脳裏のリズム He is saving the day! ミュウミュウ助けて！
father emilio no i don't think talking about slime asmr is going to get kids to come to the church more.
Need more businesses to be inexplicably pirate themed than just that furniture store because I like dressing up as one.
I just had "Non Target Killed" pop up in my vision because some apparently got cancer from my second hand smoke years ago and they apparently lost
Im not letting you pay extra to ensure they "cum a little" as they die I was already pushing it with showing the swing king that photo
Tore Blystad You litte F**ker You made a shit of piece with your trash Hitman it’s f**King Bad this trash game I will become back my money I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucke
Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery; Step inside and hold on for dear life!
guys wait i spilled my poison pills right next to the glass please help me pick them up they won't overdose and kill the guy if they aren't all in there fuck fuck fuck one's about to roll into the air vent put your foot down quick phew nice catch
Wonder what this feels like. (slips on a banana peel on purpose, banging my head on the pavement) Oh fuck, ow, that hurts! That's what I've been doing to people?!
The real April fool was completely forgetting to switch back
I heard that when Elon musk was invited to become a client of Haven and he declined saying "I've got this vault tech shit solved like the fallout TV show on my own" and every single piece of equipment and machinery barely needs to be sabotaged to get the silent assassin ranking
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the fireworks went off early i'm so upset about this i'm going to go stand under the balcony about it for several minutes
Out here playing gubble for ps1 drinking the emetic poison straight just to feel something like the first couple playthroughs of The Showstopper... Now 47 has gone freelancer is killing random other people who are part of crime syndicates, he won't even look at me anymore
Time to take another lap around my fashion show, unerringly to my routi Holy fuck did you hear that coin just now
I hear theres gonna be a more realistic version of hitman 3 released where after the ica files get released nothing meaningfully changes except a couple fast food ceo's are allowed to retire with their golden parachutes but no politicians or real big business suffer
I'm gonna be real I think Dahlia is fucking stupid for even considering making Helmut Kruger an asset
This model keeps insisting he's six foot seven inches and me and Sebastian are both about to scream loud as fuck at him
Why is this dude in that old vampire magician costume I made ages ago. That shit was meant to be a joke nobody was ever supposed to wear it. Much less make it look kind of good, somehow.
That dude in the flamingo costume is the only one in the entire audience with any daring sense of fashion he's awesome
Dahlia why don't you handle this catwalk if you're so fucking smart. At least I remember to not leave my computer's password dongle lying around
Who's leg does a guy gotta hump to get a bare knuckle boxer around here?