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🖤 🤍 💜 welcome to the salt mines

very exciting to have two commissions, two art trades, and rottenluck-tober on the horizon!! less exciting to feel the ol' wrist pain flare up and also be too busy to draw for the next like 10 days

one of the many inconvenient things about having divorced parents is that when i have life updates i have to make two separate calls instead of one sort of conference call to pass along all the info

i need someone to explain the logic to me behind going grocery shopping every week, despite the fridge being completely full, like i'm talking stuffed to the point of not even being able to see the back of the fridge, and the pantry in a similar state. and yet. they doordash 95% of their meals. like

Alright might as well. This opportunity only arises once every few years TODAY at 4:00 PM PST I will be streaming my reaction to the Horrible Thomas Reboot Special that came out today! Watch me suffer and be in pain watching All Engines Go... TWO!!! www.twitch.tv/pawnnibel

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kinda feeling like a fox trying to chew their leg off, but the fox doesn't have any teeth and is just gumming desperately at the leg while the hunter slowly gets closer and closer

the fun thing about spending so much time looking at poses on pinterest is that i can instantly clock when someone else uses a popular pinterest pose for something. like oh that's That Pose i know the exact piece you took that from

if i knew coding i would make a dating app but i would model it after online stores. i'm talkin photos, i'm talkin customer reviews, i'm talkin product dimensions, i'm talkin ability to search certain parameters i'll meticulously research a toothbrush before i buy, why not the same for a partner?

the whiplash of hearing the wind whistling past and howling outside, to then getting my eardrums blasted from all the kiddos banging on drums and blaring their trumpets, to the nice distant whistling of the wind again

sometimes someone in my discord is is so self-hating, stating as fact such nasty shit, that they become hostile to any kindness at all. "i'm shit and if you say I'm not you're lying to me" type shit. you have to change your outlook before your helplessness becomes real in a way you don't expect

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Kameron Hurley@kameronhurley.com · 9mo ago

Watching doc about resilience that reaffirms many changes I made last few years to my mental outlook (I read a LOT of brain books). Brains are hallucination engines. If the story is the world is shit, everything is fucked, brain reframes every interaction this way. It impacts behavior; shuts us down

there's nothing that pisses me off quite so much as when my fucking unemployed roommates decide that from the hours of 2-5 is the perfect time to just fuck around in the kitchen. y'know, the time frame that i return from work from and want to make my one fucking meal of the day

forgot how nice it is to exist in a quiet environment. no incessant children's chatter, no loud stomping, no performative hacking and coughing, no sitting Right in the living room despite having the Largest room in the house AND! a second room just for your fuckass pet to stay in

there's like 10 flies in this fucking classroom and they keep flying away before i can swat them with Anything what i wouldn't give to have my electric swatter right now 😭😭😭