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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ppl who disconnect deliberately before a multiplier match suck. You signal to your team that you have so little faith in them that you'd rather take the personal time ban than risk the other team winning a multiplier But you denied us the same opportunity + shot our morale. It's so shitty. Get bent

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh I've never encountered a 333x match before Bro I'm literally shaking I feel so POWERFUL I CAN FIGHT A BEAR AND TOSS IT OVER A MOUNTAIN THEN FIND IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH IT

Winning screenshot from Splatoon3 from the current splatfest after a 333x match, Team Power vs Team Speed. The 4 players on the winning Team Power stand in intimidating poses while confetti and orange and blue ink splatters the background. The winners are: NUGGIE !!, Howlite, Ruby_RD, and dedf1shThe winners from the aforementioned x333 match stand atop a celebratory festival float in Splatsville, surrounded by cool hand-drawn banners. Frye, the idol representing Team Power, stands behind the winners, looking pleased and proud of them. The winners make more intimidating poses bc they are so fucking badass.The screen from Splatsville's splatfest pledge box showing the names of the x333 match winners: dedf1sh, Ruby_RD, Howlite, and NUGGIE !!
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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Repost of more random art n junk for Zelda's 40th. Mostly splatposts, and a random attempt at lineless art with "Untitled Groose Game" I wish I had drawn more but I didn't, so. Here ya go.

My in-game splatpost pixel drawing for Splatoon 2's Final Fest called Splatocalypse: Chaos vs Order, for Team Chaos. Drawing is heavily based on Zelda: Majora's Mask and features the members of in-game idol group Off the Hook--inkling Pearl and octoling Marina--as characters from MM. Pearl on the left is posed like the Skull Kid in the official MM artwork, wearing the titular Majora's Mask alongside her Splatocalypse outfit, staring at her contorted hand in front of her face as the mask slowly takes control. Marina on the right is the Fierce Deity as they appear in the official MM artwork, arms raised above her head and the Fierce Deity's sword in her hands readied for a strike. In the middle between the two is the DecaTower from Inkopolis Square, taking the place of MM's Clock Tower, as a silhouette of a masked Pearl prances atop it like the impish Skull Kid would. An ominous moon looms behind her and the tower (minus the horrifying angry horrifying face). Drawing from July 2019My in-game splatpost pixel drawing for Splatoon 2's Chicken vs Egg rematch splatfest. It reference The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. On the left is Marin, sitting beside a palm tree, playing a lyre. She looks up excitedly at the sky. Silhouettes of seagulls fly in the background. On the right is Link, standing heroic and determined with sword and shield, as he turns slightly over his right shoulder to watch the scene behind him and in the sky above. In the middle, in the distance, is Mount Tamaranch, at the top of which sits the Wind Fish's spotted egg. The giant winged whale-like Wind Fish soars in the sky from beyond the mountain, above Marin and Link. Drawing from August 2020My first attempt at lineless art, circa Sept 2019, a parody of "Untitled Goose Game" but with the character Groose from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword as a terrible goose. So...a white goose, dressed like Groose. Henceforth referred to as Goose Groose. There are three little pictures. The first, in the upper left, is Goose Groose posed as Groose does in his official Skyward Sword artwork. He has a wide stance, one hand on his hip and the other running through his tall red pointy pompadour hair. He looks very full of himself. The second drawing, in the upper right, is Goose Groose honking with a red loftwing bird. Whether their honking is a sign of competing, communicating, or solidarity is unclear. The third drawing is Groose Goose stealing Zelda's sailcloth in his beak, looking rather pleased with himself as he runs away from an angry Zelda and Link. He is a terrible goose. Groose is the best character in Skyward Sword.
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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Don't have a capture card so excuse the poor quality, but I've been replaying Wind Waker on GameCube and I'm at the Wind Temple atm. And I can't get past the entrance bc I refuse to stop doing this...I mean lmfao I forgot how funny Makar's little jingly waddle-run is! Look at him go!

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

My MAGA boss has been absolutely insufferable the past two weeks. Making mountains out of molehills, helicoptering everyone, being generally pissy and aggravating anyone. And I can only surmise it's because her cult leader fotus is so deeply hated and has been crashing out with increasing frequency

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

These kind of posts drive me fucking WILD and usually I just ignore and close bsky. But today idgaf Absurd thing to say when these countries are actively helping ICE (including Canada, supplying armored vehicles to ICE) while simultaneously reprimanding those of us fighting against this.

Screenshot of bluesky thread started by Gillian Brockell Feb 12, 2026: Gillian Brockell @/gbrockell.bsky.social: "Btw, #IrishSky, after dropping off deportees, the crew laid over in Ireland, and the plane is still there." Linked article in post https://gillianbrockell.ghost.io/ice-flight-refuels-in-ireland-again-irish-activist-pressed-police-to-investigate/ Reply on Feb 12 by melting_in_vegas @/melting-in-vegas.bsky.social: "So here's a thought Ireland. Maybe stop allowing them to use your country to land and refuel." Reply on Feb 13 by CJ Gjaltema @/perfecthour.bsky.social: "Here’s a thought, stop relying on other countries to clean up your mess. The people of the US created this mess, the people of the US need to fix it.:CJ Gjaltema's bsky profile bio, described as "West Coast Canadian feminist lefty"
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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

All this discord stuff and I'm here like damn, bro, I wouldn't give twitter my fucking phone number when that shithole kept asking for it, lmfao if any techcorpo wants my biometrics or ID

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Hey guys it's cool, we haven't had water at work since noon but that's ok, you all stay here it's cool it's totally cool. Pee in a cup and idk shit in the back alley and bury it in the snow? Eat snow if you need to hydrate (but NOT the same snow you buried your shit in, that's just common sense!)

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Blue state governors need to get their shit together and form a tight-knit coalition. The regime is invading every blue state one-by-one and we need to treat this like the occupation and invasion that it is. Your state didn't vote for the fascist pedophile? You will be invaded, sooner or later.

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The "both sides are the same!" bullshit accounts have been LOUD this year, as they always are during election years, when they pop their disingenuous little heads out of the ground to sow propaganda and disinformation. Sad to see ppl I follow/mutuals/etc falling for it again.

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"We should not fund the Nazis without serious reform." What the fuck are we even doing here. My dude, they are breaking laws. Violating rights. All the time, with impunity. Because they WANT to cause suffering, they WANT to kill.

Chris Murphy@chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 6mo ago

We should not fund DHS without serious reform. We could return CBP to border. We could require warrants for immigration arrests. We could beef up training and require identification. The list of possible reforms is long. What's unacceptable is the current lawless status quo.

Jason Chavez@jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz

Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home

gofund.me

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Howlite@agenthowlite.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Overhearing my dumbass MAGA coworker and boss praising trump's rambling deranged speech at Davos and laughing about the walkout tomorrow. Parroting bullshit racist conspiracy theories about fraud and Somalis. I fucking hate these people. Just complete abhorrent shit.