The best thing about watching a new episode of Ted Lasso is you can pretend the last three years simply did not happen
AgentMaayan
@agentmaayan.bsky.social
Foreign girl, known and loved by some, holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting
Could AI do this???? *cries in the office loos on my lunch break*
For obvious reasons I cried actual tears at the Ted Lasso trailer
I wrote a song about the end of the world, it's called Brownies
Five men whose only athletic capability is typing quickly are sitting around my office desk arguing why they could have played better than world cup semi-finalists
This morning the barista in my office building remembered my drink order, and I was really moved because I've never been a regular anywhere that cared enough to do that. Too bad I quit my job and this is literally my last week going there, I feel obligated to tell them so they don't think I died.
I wish I had the "my house is so clean" type of OCD instead of this "if I do any of these random small actions I will butterfly effect the end of the world" type of OCD
If you're gonna get sunstroke you might as well do it somewhere pretty
When you book tickets to Paddington the musical on the West End the show's promoters ask you to rank your favourite characteristics of Paddington Bear and that is easily the most insane google form I have ever filled out
My power has been out for two hours. The flat has turned into a greenhouse, but I can't even open a window because the blinds are electric. Modernity has failed us
It's big life decision day, please send soft energy my way as I pretend to be a real grown up
I would like this one thing to work out for me, can we please manifest just this specific moment in time to go my way? Just this once? Okay thanks
Landslide / Fleetwood Mac (let's all agree to pretend you can't tell how tough this day has been from this video, okay?)
One Minute Away is about many things, but if you ask me it does a truly excellent job at talking about what it's like to be and feel like a foreigner in London. And if you're like me and your hands get tired holding up a heavy book, you're all out of excuses now that it's out in paperback.
Mark Watson@watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy most recent novel is out in paperback TODAY. As you can see, there's been a dazzling redesign of the cover. Meanwhile the Kindle ebook is 99p all month. For those with no time for books, you can also buy it as a chocolate bar, a roll-on deodorant, or I can WhatsApp you the entire thing.
on the 100th listen I decided my favourite lyric on the new bleachers album is "so you retrace the steps and you dust the path for prints // there's a wasteland in you, is there something you missed?" so here's... something
Jack Anotnoff writing a lyric like "dying is not romantic this young // how could you let me do this alone // glory to the ones who were left, hallelujah" sir just stab me in the heart it would hurt less than this
Girlhood is a random stranger on the bus cleaning your dress with a stain wipe as you cry at 8:30am lying through her teeth that "you can't even tell"
Once again my main Eurovision thought is "imagine thinking that booing a young man while he sings is going to help anyone and not just make him feel like shit for the circumstances of his birth" (this year with the new addition of "maybe they just want him to feel like shit, huh?")
I love being a fan of things, it's so nice to be extremely weird about the stuff you love
It takes a special kind of talent to accidentally drop your work badge directly in the little gap between the elevator doors. And I apparently have that talent
Buffy went through a phase where, after we tucked. her in at night, she'd get up with the blanket still on, superhero-style, dragging a big red cape around. Happy birthday!
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt is ✨🎉my birthday 🎉✨ and for my birthday, as is my bluesky tradition, all I want is for people to quote this post with a photo of your pet(s) being really silly, weird little guys, to make all our days better ✨🫶
I'd like to apologize in advance for the person I'll become when the new bleachers album comes out
I loaded a monthly pass onto my card this morning, and I take full responsibility for the consequences of those actions, clearly I should have stayed home
AgentMaayan@agentmaayan.bsky.social · 3mo agoI can hear my therapist in my head disapprovingly saying "you can't jinx things into happening" and yet I continue to pay for individual bus rides because I know the day I buy a monthly pass is the day the ceasefire will end