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People always forget that in the original The Mummy movie from 1932 Mr. Mummy wore a fez, but I don't!
I can count the number of times I've lost a hand to a fireworks accident on one hand.
You know a video game is going to be good when it's only controls are move, jump, and slap.
Has the reflecting pool started emitting noxious fumes yet?
Hey everyone, I think I need some financial advice. I'm finally going to sell my Metaverse house and I want to invest the Fartcoin I get from it into A.I. generated NFTs. Should I buy Bubblebutt Diaper Boy NFTs or Clown Funeral Supper Club NFTs?
I think it's kind of mean that Star Wars fans have created an entire holiday just to mock people who have a lisp.
I think Trump has already earned himself the 2026 Huggies Pull-ups Peace Prize.
If the Trump era has taught me anything it's that sometimes a toilet isn't just a toilet.
I often imagine how the entire world would be a different place if Jesus had emerged from that tomb in Juggalo makeup.
Sad to hear that the Earth has been destroyed. Hahaha! April fools! I'm not sad.
I think the perfect ending to Silence of the Lambs would have been to have Jame Gumb get arrested. Then when he was being taken into the police station all kinds of reporters are crowded around the entrance shouting questions, and among them is Joan Rivers who shouts "Who are you wearing?!"
I've decided that one of my goals in life is to at some point accept delivery of a large wooden crate that bangs around and makes snarling noises when you get too close to it.
I can kind of understand why Greg Bovino is the way he is. If I was so tiny that my whole life felt like I was living in the middle of Attack on Titan and that at any moment some huge person might pick me up and shove me in their mouth I'd probably be shit scared of toddler's too.
It's good that Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air, because it was wrong of them to fire him. That being said if NBC will agree to fire Jimmy Fallon I promise to subscribe to Peacock.
Has there been any news yet about when the next Terminator 3 is coming out?
I'm excited about the near future when I get to see the economy become as depressed as I am.