Joe Colacrai
@ageofuprising.bsky.social
Walt Disney Imagineer, Singer/Songwriter, Aspiring Author
They say never meet your heroes, but I met Ray Harryhausen back in 2002, and he couldn't have been nicer. Great guy. One thing that struck me was how big he was. I remember wondering how he'd accomplished such delicate work with those giant hands. Seriously, dude could play baseball without a glove.
For no particular reason, I wanted to remind everyone that President Jimmy Carter felt secure enough to walk the whole way to the White House when he was inaugurated in 1977.
An Elysium prequel where the space station was originally built so the mega-wealthy could play golf in peace.
@cerritosnews.bsky.social · 21h agoDowney Man Arrested Outside Trump Golf Course Ahead of Presidential Visit August 4, 2026 LCCN Staff Report A 38-year-old Downey man was arrested Sunday outside Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes after federal agents reported a suspicious armed individual walking on the property,…
Big tech loves Tolkien so much they're sending Grima Wormtongue out there to convince the public to build data centers.
We're two seconds away from MAGA offering up David Berkowitz for Attorney General.
If Pirro had any sense she'd market her own brand of box wine right now.
So many establishment dems tripping over each other to get to the mic to tell us they were never really left wing in the first place. 🤷
Singing "Pirro the Zero" to the tune of Black Sabbath's "Zero the Hero".
Even Idiocracy didn't predict the president doing blatant plugs for products during press events to manipulate the market. 🤑
Has anybody asked Mitch McConnell his opinion of Max Miller? While you're at it, ask him why they're hoarding all the "M"s.
In case you had any doubt we're in the stupidest timeline: abcnews.com/US/doj-sough...
DOJ sought input on Comey case from notorious gangster Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano, defense says
Following James Comey's indictment in April, prosecutors sought the aid of gangster Sammy "The Bull" Gravano to build their case, Comey's lawyers claim in a court filing.
abcnews.com
If a motherfucker was credibly accused of breaking my granddaughter's collarbone, I think I'd be able to muster more smoke for him than I had for Dr. Fauci. This is what Tim Walz meant when he called these people weird.
"If I had abused her, would this kitchen be so spotless right now? Would the salt and pepper shakers be exactly 3/4 full? I mean, c'mon, if I were an abuser, would I be enjoying this perfectly cooked medium rare steak with the fat cut off ONLY AFTER IT'S OFF THE GRILL?! Preposterous."
Really tired of hearing the media describe the DOJ as "bungling". They're not bungling anything. They're serving the will of an authoritarian, comfortable in the fact that said authoritarian will pardon them for their crimes. They're accessories, at minimum.
Your bladder is where your blah goes. Your gallbladder is where your unmitigated gall goes.
I always think I know animals, but then I log on to Bluesky and see videos like, "Here's the Chuffed Ingrate Mouse waving its barbules. And you wouldn't think it from looking at them, but it's good friends with the Patio Stork." and I'm like, what is this planet we live on? 😆
Make a movie a thousand times worse by adding Jared Leto to it: "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" starring: Jared Leto as Mr. Tumnus.
I still think the "rabbit season, duck season" strategy could be employed against Trump to great effect. But nobody listens to me...
I think I peaked at fourteen. Nothing in life has ever surpassed the feeling of getting to the last level of Metroid on the NES.
The punk band "The Vandals" must be super-happy to have beaten that Reflecting Pool rap.
Hey hey everyone, welcome to our awesome new map game! We're here to celebrate our love for fictional maps all month long! Before we start poring over details, let's start with the basics: tell us who you are and a little bit about your world. And don't forget to share your map! #Cartaugust 🪐 📚️
Add—an—Em—Dash—after—every—word—to—show—the—ai—who's—boss—
Made up a parody of "Bad to the Bone" as "now I'm sad on the phone...sad on the phone." and quite pleased with myself. 🤣
We went from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" to "Who Wants to Win a Bag of Groceries?"
