aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff. "Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard (he/him)
[a snake, every time it eats something bigger than its own head] This feels so fuckin' weird.
I want to see how someone becomes a demolitions expert but I also don't want to be put on another list.
Update: above ground pools can now host up to 100 members.
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I bought you flowers so you could paint, but they withered up and blew away before you could preserve their memory.
We could probably wipe out Chris Pratt by putting him in so many movies he explodes.
Someone keeps demanding more Impractical Jokers. You have been tasked with finding and stopping them.
I'd get bored with the gift that keeps on giving, just like an enteral afterlife. Great. Thanks. Stickers and whiskey. Again.
Whenever I see a bird or some pasta, I wonder to myself, "What does that represent?"
Saw ticket booths for the midway on a truck crossing 36 on Snelling headed to the State Fair grounds and I got excited.
I'm not going to read a book to prove I'm smart. I'm going to not read it to prove I'm smart.
[eating my breakfast of julienne cut bagels in milk] This had better make someone furious.
It feels like you should have finished middle school to have an opinion.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Very short notice, but I just saw this. The MyPillow guy is getting dragged into Minnesota's campaign finance court for giving away pillows as campaign promotions at a 4th of July parade, allegedly in violation of a law prohibiting the provision of monetary value to win votes. Hearing in 10 mins!