Huge news! Breakmaster Cylinder has just confirmed they will be appearing live on stage with us at our show in Brooklyn next month, dispelling once and for all the rumors that Alex and BMC are the same person. Join us! go to tickets.hyperfixedpod.com!

A friend of mine was once introducing her boyfriend to a friend, and the friend said "how did you meet?" and she said "oh we met on the apps." And the boyfriend interrupted and said "And now we do ane!" They're more in love than I think any couple I've ever known. Food for thought...

spending my monthly post on a reminder that i have a very cool podcast, and i’m very proud of this bonus episode we put out with the great Alex Goldman!

Alex Goldman@agoldman.bsky.social · yesterday

I was a guest on the Mutant Menace podcast discussing "heroes for hope," a star-studded comic inspired by projects like We Are the World that was so offensive and poorly executed, Oxfam refused the money raised by its sale. Check it out, I was legitimately shocked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVs4...

Huge news! Breakmaster Cylinder has just confirmed they will be appearing live on stage with us at our show in Brooklyn next month, dispelling once and for all the rumors that Alex and BMC are the same person. Join us! go to tickets.hyperfixedpod.com!

Hyperfixed is doing a live show NEXT MONTH at Roulette Intermedium in Brooklyn, NY. We got fun stories, special guests, all kinda stuff! You have to be there! Come check it out! tickets.hyperfixedpod.com!

Hyperfixed is doing a live show NEXT MONTH at Roulette Intermedium in Brooklyn, NY. We got fun stories, special guests, all kinda stuff! You have to be there! Come check it out! tickets.hyperfixedpod.com!

I was a guest on the Mutant Menace podcast discussing "heroes for hope," a star-studded comic inspired by projects like We Are the World that was so offensive and poorly executed, Oxfam refused the money raised by its sale. Check it out, I was legitimately shocked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVs4...

I was a guest on the Mutant Menace podcast discussing "heroes for hope," a star-studded comic inspired by projects like We Are the World that was so offensive and poorly executed, Oxfam refused the money raised by its sale. Check it out, I was legitimately shocked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVs4...

If project Hail Mary was about me it would be called Project: Male, Hairy

We watched a movie called Amityville Death House for @amityvilleville.bsky.social, and it says it stars character actor Eric Roberts. But his character wears a nylon face mask and an iron mask, and we couldn’t tell if it was him. So we asked him. www.cameo.com/recipient/6a...

This is what the warlock looks like btw.

Alex Goldman@agoldman.bsky.social · 3d ago

We watched a movie called Amityville Death House for @amityvilleville.bsky.social, and it says it stars character actor Eric Roberts. But his character wears a nylon face mask and an iron mask, and we couldn’t tell if it was him. So we asked him. www.cameo.com/recipient/6a...

We watched a movie called Amityville Death House for @amityvilleville.bsky.social, and it says it stars character actor Eric Roberts. But his character wears a nylon face mask and an iron mask, and we couldn’t tell if it was him. So we asked him. www.cameo.com/recipient/6a...

Canada Dry? Brother, I’ve tasted your frickin sodas and you should change your name to Canada wet!!!!

People need to worry less about the statue of libertations and more about the statute of limitations (still working this one out)

Did a @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social ad with an extended riff about the Method Man and Redman movie How High, and the advertiser made me cut it

There’s a band called A Fire Inside? I hope their songs are about finding the nearest freakin exit because that sounds dangerous!!!!!

You mean to tell me they made a spider man movie called my damn web?

I was surprised to find that the isolated vocals of the song Femme Fatale are not easily accessible online. Anyone got the isolated vocals for femme fatale kickin around

Hey, did you know that @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social has a ton of cool merch! You should check it out! shop.hyperfixedpod.com. Also premium members get 10% off :)

I am currently looking for someone to help me with social media stuff for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and @amityvilleville.bsky.social I will pay you and probably won’t expect a ton from you. Email me at m.alex.goldman@gmail.com. If you aren’t a listener to at least one of these, keep scrolling

And while we're at it I'm also recording a show where we're watching all 90+ movies in the Amityville movie franchise and if you want to just listen to two people come apart at the seams while watching some of the worst low budget movies of all time, @amityvilleville.bsky.social the podcast for you

Alex Goldman@agoldman.bsky.social · last wk.

Hi, I'm Alex, the former host of Reply All. I now host a show called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. If you liked Reply All, you should listen because I think it will be extremely your shit. Also if you already listen and could share this that'd be amazing. Thank you! hyperfixedpod.com

Hi, I'm Alex, the former host of Reply All. I now host a show called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. If you liked Reply All, you should listen because I think it will be extremely your shit. Also if you already listen and could share this that'd be amazing. Thank you! hyperfixedpod.com

Hi, just a quick reminder that Hyperfixed is completely independent, supported by listeners. If you like what we do, please consider supporting us. You will get access to bonus episodes, our discord, discounts on merch and live shows and more! Thank you! hyperfixedpod.com/join

Fireflies are out tonight

Good Will Hunting starring math damon

If Chappell Roan smelled really bad and was super skinny it prolly woulda been called Stink Bony Club

Starting a Jeremy Piven fan club so that our fan club theme can be a parody of Bon Jovi called Piven on a Prayer

I’m in the odyssey, good luck finding me! I’m in the scene with all the dudes in it

I did buy another drum machine … 😅