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@enigmatlc.bsky.social my boyfriend is a bit of an idiot but thatβs okay
HUH. WH- oh.. man. π§
Finally a day of some peace and quiet.
( grabs him and picking him up ) Hi blueberry
( Flicks @enigmatlc.bsky.socialβs head. ) Wake up, blueberry.
/ yeah i already know sonic is gonna brag and annoy him about it
β¦Blueberry, you canβt be serious.
What do ya wanna eat, jackass. @enigmatlc.bsky.social
( BURSTS IN THE ROOM. ) I DONE HAD IT WITH YOU, COME HERE. ( STRANGLING HIM. )
That bum ass jester think he can fuck with me oh Iβll show that fucker. π’
It doesnβt, but say one more word. And Iβll fuck you up.
( tugging on to their shirt a bit more tightly, veins clearly can be seen protruding through their head to emphasize his anger. ) If youβre gonna live in this house with me, fine. But thereβs some RULES here, blue. For ONE, the bedroom is off limits, NO you canβt sleep in the bed with me.
/ I hate the little fuck
Wow, you again exaaactly what I needed.
YEAH IM THE KING THATS RIGHT RAAAAH
This day just canβt get any worse I have a jester that follows me around, I got no fucking sleep, And most of all everything fucking SUCKS.