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If you are on here to publicize yourself or sell your wares I'll be blocking you. No racists, bigots or those who think Elon is someone to be admired. Allergic to stupid. No interest in accumulating loads of followers. Just funny/interesting ones. MUFC.
And to join the dots with today's other big news, when they first successfully cloned an animal, it was a sheep. And the scientists called her Dolly. And you couldn't have cloned the other one. Total one off. #dolly
Danny Fearns@dannyfearns.bsky.social · 4d agoGood morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Carlos Baleba, midfield. £75m. Last season 31 prem lge games 0 goals 0 assists. A fucking midfielder. Proof that most very rich people think the answer to a problem is to just throw money at it. It's a lot easier than thinking. If u need to buy someone to protect your defence, get better defenders
Happy to sign Ian Wright's petition. It just needs another petition to get shut of VAR as well.....so you CAN take your shirt off and celebrate - without some joyless twat in stockley park deciding your bicep was offside. c.org/pmwYM8X2Vz
Sign the Petition
Celebrate Freely: Kick the Shirt-Off Yellow Card Out of Football!
c.org
One positive from yesterday's match was seeing Santos passing the ball forward "through the lines" as the kids say these days. Pinging it in fact. If any of our forwards learn to control them we might be on to something. And forget Baleba and get two decent full backs with that money.
It seems an awful long time since last season doesn't it? Come on you reds!
I wonder how long it will take for Arsenal and it's "fans" to figure out Guimares is absolutely fucking gash as a footballer. Run around a lot, foul people & moan at the referee - will fit right in an Arteta team. Until they have to actually play attacking football and they see he can't do that.
Mount suffers more injuries than a battalion of Russian front line former convict infantry In Ukraine.
I'm repurposing the acronym FYI from it's current meaning of "for your information" into it's new use as "Fuck you Infantino". Example: UEFA have issued a press release which says "For your information, FYI"
Won't somebody think of these poor people in a British call centre who speak perfect English and are keen to help solve customer problems, and are empowered to do so by...... Wait hang on.... Shouldn't this be under "Foreign News" www.theguardian.com/business/202...
‘Customers prefer AI chatbots,’ says British Gas owner as 1,300 call centre jobs axed
CEO Chris O’Shea defends Centrica’s plans as it reports rise in retail profits following focus on bigger margins
theguardian.com
My other half has absolutely zero interest in football, but occasionally I feed her bits of news about people she may have heard of. So, mourinho's name came up I told her he was back at Real Madrid as manager. "He's like knotweed him isn't he?" So apparently she does know a bit about football.
Imagine you are a ten year old and that was the first world cup final you've ever seen, and you'll remember it for the rest of your life? No wonder they are all on the fucking Xbox instead of playing football in the street.
You know the best thing about tonight? It's Messi's last world cup so in 4 years time all they will have is cheating snidey backstabbing urchins and they won't see past the quarter finals. Good riddance.
Do you suspect the yanks think Madonna and maradona are the same person?
Dear USA, we hereby promise to never get interested in your rounders game or offer to host your "world series" (made up of only American teams), if you will forget about football and fuck right off. And then fuck off a bit further. #imsoboredwiththeusa
I think it's fair to say that the French world cup team are not just "on the beach", they are in the bar overlooking the beach and a few dozen empty bottles of Mersault and Pomerol are littering the table.
£117m for Morgan Rogers??? The world has gone fucking mad. Even in today's market he's a £50-60m player at best. Stick a cheeky £50m bid in for cole Palmer and see if they need to balance the books.
Why is football so stupid? If I said you could only be CEO of a big company if you had a Cambridge degree u would rightly query why. Yet you can't be a coach of a top flight club in Europe without a UEFA pro licence. They literally all learn the same things. No original thinkers. Fuck UEFA.
Anyone else bovvered that Tommy tickle didn't get the United job and the FA gave him an extended contract to make sure he didn't. No, me neither. Another English FA masterstroke 🤣
No guts no glory. It's that simple. Rooney is currently nailing it in his post match comments.
....and if you put all your defenders on to hold onto a 1 goal lead, this is what you deserve. You take all the pressure off them worrying about you scoring a second. Fucking cowardly.
Pickford is stood two feet too far to the right of his goal to save any shot in the other half of the goal. In the end your bobbins goalkeeper always costs you.
It's an English world cup goal against Argentina, so of course it's a speedy but annoying Scouser.
Impressive that madueke & Saka have managed to play themselves out of the team for a bloke who doesn't play that position. that's Tommy tickle's way of saying "ok.... I should have brought cole Palmer". Same at left back O'Reilly not trusted to mark Messi. Bit late to figure that out. Tommy.
Shithousery needed tonight. Romero & our own Licha can easily be dragged into doing something stupid, so wind them up from minute 1. Specifically tell Bellingham not to get wound up. Their full backs are bang average so take them on & win free kicks. Roll around and try and get them booked early.
France, not a team. Just 11 players. Mbappe & olise are their only genuinely class players. Dembele always inconsistent, barcola looks like a teenage comp winner. And if you are starting Rabiot in centre mid you are short of midfielders. That Spain team arent all that either. Just make it a fight