Kevin's One Liner of the Day My bulldozer runneth over #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #bulldozer #runneth #over

Limerick The Sauce of Living It seems everywhere it’s the rage Spending money as if to upstage The neighbors next door Who spend even more These people should act more their wage #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #cost #living #money #spending #wages

Spam Filter by Kevin Ahern I’m guessing I haven’t heard from you Because I got stuck in Your life’s spam filter #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #spam #filter #email #life

#money #wealth #poverty #dollar #wallstreet #finance #poor #rich #havenots #haves #capitalism #banking #banks

Kevin's One Liner of the Day If air travel drops further, we’ll have The Flying None #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #flying #air #airtravel #flyingnun #SallyField

Kevin's Limerick of the Day A Funny Thing Happened . . . The Romans were breaking decorum In trying to get to a quorum They got forty eight A little too late Too bad it was not enough forum #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #Rome #Roman #quorum #forum

Nonsense of Direction by Kevin Ahern The people on a journey Got lost in a big mishap They wandered aimlessly until Atlas, they found a map #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #direction #lost #wander #map #atlas

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Viagra is marketed to hillbillies as “Mount an’ Do” #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #Viagra #hillbillies #mountaindew

In Them Thar Hills The silver prospector would whine When some thieves crossed over the line And made it their biz To steal what was his They sure took a lode off his mine #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #silver #mining #prospector #lode #mine

Alone Again, Naturally by Kevin Ahern The Antisocial Society Which started last week Announced it has No plans to meet #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #alone #antisocial #meeting

Kevin's One Liner of the Day People prepared for Dr. Who are set for the time being #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #Dr.Who #Drwho #time #timetravel

Kevin's One Liner of the Day People prepared for Dr. Who are set for the time being #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #Dr.Who #Drwho #time #timetravel

Kevin's Limerick of the Day Wrapped Up The mummy is one kind of chap Whose personal tastes are just crap The movies he sees Are always grade B’s And his favorite music is wrap #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #mummy #movies #wrap #rapmusic

On the One Hand by Kevin Ahern The Ambidextrous Society Is growing every night Because of all the people Joining left and right #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #ambidextrous #handedness #left #right

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Birds in Valdez, AK wake up oily every morning #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #bird #oil #oily #Valdez #Exxon #Alaska

Par Tee At the links golfers make a big deal Of rituals pursued with great zeal To help help with their mood They eat lots of food In the form of a fore course meal #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #par #tee #golf #fore #course #meal

Room to Let by Kevin Ahern A British lady came to visit And see where I was at She dissed my wee apartment So I went and knocked her flat #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #British #flat #apartment #dissed #room

Kevin's One Liner of the Day Hot dog critics are Oscar Mayer whiners #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #hotdog #weiner #wiener #OscarMayer

Kevin's Limerick of the Day Eye Opener The coffee drop felt most unplugged But lifted his shoulders and shrugged He was in great danger Encountering a stranger Then he and his friends all got mugged #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #coffee #drop #mugged

Lots of Competition by Kevin Ahern I should have known That failure beckoned In a contest for losers I finished second #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #competition #loser #failure #second

Kevin's One Liner of the Day The worst part of the job for carpet installers is tacks time #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #carpet #installer #tacks #tax

Kevin's Limerick of the Day High Tech One hotel that is near San Jose Parks your car when you go there to stay To do it they bought A high tech robot That’s known as the Silicon Valet #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #SanJose #car #valet #silicon #robot

Lunar Cycle by Kevin Ahern Each time a mermaid Smiles too wide You notice that She gets tongue tide #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #lunar #cycle #mermaid #tongue #tide

Kevin's One Liner of the Day In parachute school, you drop out when you graduate #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #parachute #school #dropout #graduate

Kevin's Limerick of the Day No Bull When the legs of a cow caused her grief Amputation provided relief Now Bessie can’t stand Anywhere in the land And she’s just a bunch of ground beef #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #legs #cow #beef #groundbeef

Rationing by Kevin Ahern Two roosters per man I say to you Are just too many A cock a dude’ll do #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #rationing #rooster #cock

Kevin's One Liner of the Day I told my friends I’m up for “Bullshitter of the Year.” I don’t have a chance, though - they don’t believe me. #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #bullshit #believe #belief

Kevin's Limerick of the Day PR The company of bike wheels that race Is welcoming one brand new face To help with P-R They hired a big star And now have a spokesperson in place #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #PR #bike #wheels #spokes

Kevin's Cartoon of the Day #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #cartoon #pirate #singlehanded

Kevin's One Liner of the Day I’m not the jealous type, but I envy those who are #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #oneliner #jealous #envy