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This has to be AI. I refuse to believe there is a person named Glenn Grothman.
Rep. Glenn Grothman on Epstein: "I do think that perhaps early on some of those files disappeared. It says something about the elites of this country and it seems largely we're dealing with liberal elites. Their sexual mores are very different than that of the average person."
<Craig Finn Voice> 🎶She was tripping on mushrooms, hearing voices and said we couldn’t go too far, She’d been to CCD and knows what the side effects of hormonal birth control are.🎶
MURRAY: You called birth control pills 'a disrespect of life.' You also claimed it has 'horrifying health risks.' But there decades of evidence showing it's safe and effective. Should women trust the FDA or you? CASEY MEANS: Are you aware of what the side effects of what hormonal contraception are?
Someone found pictures of Obama smoking a bit of grass in college and it was a multi-day outrage story.
COLLINS: In 2021, you began using psychedelic mushrooms. Do you stand by encouraging people to try them? MEANS: There's exciting work in that area C: What about when you heard an internal voice whispering, 'it's time to prepare'? M: In my meditations I had a sense something ominous was coming
This picture should show up in a thousand attack ads. I can hear the hard R from here.
get a load of Nicole Malliotakis as Al Green's "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign is ripped down by House Republicans (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.
There is no pain on earth, no suffering greater than binge watching a show only to find at the end that it is actually week to week and the last episode doesn’t come out until Wednesday. Yes I’m looking at you H/jack. Why do you torment me Mr. Elba?
<Bane Voice> I am taking this snow-covered hellscape away from the tourists and giving it back to you… the people.
“Spotted at The Green Mill” like they are eating caviar at Alinea. The Green Mill is basically a dive bar (complimentary) with great live music and modestly priced drinks. Or at least it was the last time I went which was probably 10 years ago. Because I’m old.
If you wonder what Republicans are thinking about IL-09, they are currently trying to say Kat and Dan were flirting and that somehow Dan is giving off Epstein vibes? Idk man, just looks like two candidates being friendly with each other. Not exactly a bad thing.
This relies on the long and storied legal theory of “don’t fuck up my bag.”
The Roberts Court has a clear set of guidelines: the president can do anything he pleases, so long as it does not violate the rights of the owning class.
Harper’s Letters, Free Speech Enthusiast, etc. etc.
Yesterday, those who teach Intro to Sociology at Florida colleges (as opposed to universities) received a ready-made curriculum from the state and were ordered to teach it. Yes, you read that correctly. The *state* is enforcing a curriculum on college profs, complete w/ the following restrictions:
If this happens. Which I don’t actually think it will. He should be impeached and then arrested. This is theft.
Trump: "I want to let you know that United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." (Congress has not appropriated this money!)
If It Happens during the first meeting of the Board of Peace it will be worth every penny. I will personally donate to the board of peace.
more than two hours into this "Board of Peace" meeting, we are now enduring random world leader open mic time and Trump's eyes are closed
“Does ACAB Include beloved Peter Falk character Colombo?” the greatest thread in BlueSky history, locked after 2,400 insightful skeets.
ACAB INCLUDES INSPECTOR GADGET Also: Gil Grissom, Richard Castle, Abbie Mills, SA Jack Crawford, Dyson and Hale, Abby from NCIS, SA Seely Booth and Dr Temperance Brennan, Gary Hallet, Anita Blake, Officer Clemmons, officer Krupky, and Daryl from Pee Wee’s Playhouse. SO MUCH COPAGANDA. SO MUCH. 😭
🎶I can tell by how you’re hairy that you come from Hairytown🎶
Has anyone considered that he may just be breaking in some new raw denim? Killing two brainworms with one stone if you will.
Who's up for an official U.S. government video showing RFK Jr. working out with Kid Rock and doing a cold water plunge in jeans
Wants to spend more time lying to her family.
Breaking Politico: Tricia McLaughlin, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's spokesperson and a known spreader of disinformation, is expected to inform colleagues Tuesday that she's leaving DHS. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Who doesn’t love that traditional literary trope, the False Herring.
Emmer: "It's a false herring for these guys to suggest, 'Oh, we now we need a judicial warrant,' because they know that that's going to delay any enforcement of the actual administrative warrant."
Every Dem candidate (including AOC if she runs) will have to survive the wood-chipper of right wing media (including the NYT). Don’t expect fair treatment. Figure out how you will fight this before announcing.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
I apologize to Lake Zurich kids. I was not familiar with your game.
In my capacity as Mayor of Chicago I declare that for the rest of this year, kids from Lake Zurich get to say that they are from Chicago. We’ve adopted you.