This country has rly lost guys who basically flunked out of college because they got too obsessed with the 2024 election

Think I was actually Not There when I posted this

ProJared🇺🇦@aidenhoho.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Bo Burnham is the Quintin Tarantino of COVID

Fuck all of you (regarding Simpsons) who were ever mean to Homer. He was and will continue to be a good man. His heart, and I know this in my heart, his heart is good.

Thats it. im skipping my birthday next year.

Weird but true: it’s not actually August yet

Guess what former president my popsicle be reminding me of rn… 🍊😂🔥

I got a cousin with a marshmallow allergy

Lacy moving like prime Darth FDR

Everything in life is about sex. Except sex, which is about Covid.

Art needs to become more contemporary

I have a problem with the current rhetoric.

Don’t want to be controversial, but that Charlie Kirk shit that happened was crazy.

Is it possible to become certified in Seattle Washington or am I just like shot

When bro is from the bae area>>>>>>

Fuck all this explosion shit I’m done with loudness as a concept

Something abt BlueSky just makes me so f*cking meta☠️☠️☠️☠️

I keep thinking about summer as this weather stays so damn up… contemplating some beauty and some simmering classic heat elements… staying cool and hydrated though y’all, that’s a big thing this year. El Niño no joke. But yeah, let’s get after it this summer ‘26💪💪💪

Let the BlueSky likes roll in y’all I got rent to pay

Nah the way I’ve been such a fun little guy lately… I ☠️☠️

Water is the juice of ice

Just good as wet my pants at work

God made dogs balls too big

I can’t get enough of this damn app and my community🩵

Ufghhh I’m So not looking forward to the discourse surrounding the rapid weight fluctuations of Gay Brothers 2 co-writer co-director co-producer co-brother Aiden Houlette😒😒

Like yeah I got debts I got court dates I’m working through intimacy issues and anger problems but at the end of the day I’m a mothafuckin 90s kid so why you even tryin to hold a light up 2 me

If I joined the marines the world would say “we lost a very pure soul today”, they would say

I’m thinking of becoming a rich kid

Cocks on boner mode and bungholes should all be illegal

Two sentence horrer story: There had been one man in history to wake up to the scariest day in history. One man, that is, until today.

Total eclipse of the Heart✨🫧