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eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘

@aieris.bsky.social

artist, vintage hacker, tarotist, cat lady, cartoonist of penguins (http://pengcognito.com), writing code since probably before you were born. sharing my little oasis in the chaos b/c I love you and want you to be happy. #Leguminati

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eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2d ago

it turns out you can transport to a planet with the same moon just by thinking about it (note: don't) #Moon #Surreal #Portal #Alien #Domes #RedGlow #Futuristic #Mystical #Dreamlike #SciFi #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on stuff right here: aieris.art/featured/it-...

Alien pale-blue seaside landscape with domed buildings, curtained entrances, a long pathway leading toward a glowing red portal-like doorway, and gray clouds that have pulled away from a crescent moon the same as Earth's.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 5d ago

This week's penguin: On the other flipper, the view is amazing! pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #ArtShowSeason

Page 1: A truck with a renaissance theme from "Faire Friends Moving and Wrecking" and "Strong Friends Actor Prices" is being unloaded by two penguins in renaissance tradespenguin-style hats. There is a crate labeled "Doors", one labeled "Fairies", and they are now unloading one with an "Eyeballs" label. In the foreground, an adult penguin in a green renaissance style hat and a hatchling in a multicolored artist hat look on. A penguin in a lion garland hat is looking to the right where a voice is coming from off screen.

Voice: Yoo-hoo! How's show season going?

Lion hat: Great! Can't complain! Though I will anyway. But just a little!

Page 2: A neighbor penguin in a knitted beige hat is waddling onscreen from the right.

Neighbor: But good though.

Lion hat: Yeah! We're being accepted into bigger and better shows, for one.

Green hat: And we sell more stuff! But then we have to make a lot more stuff.

Page 3: The penguins are still standing by the unloaded truck and conversing.

Neighbor: Doesn't sound like too terrible a problem!

Lion hat: No, but the best shows in our niche aren't close to home, so we have to travel! A lot.

Green hat: And the standards for "distributed lodging" are about as lax as hatchling labor laws! *ha-ha*

Artist hat: I'll say!

Page 4: A sign "Air Tree WaddleBNB" is by a giant tree which is only partially visible, with a steep wooden staircase up the left side, a door in the middle, and a wicker basket and rope "elevator" on the right. A river and cityscape are visible in the background. The adult penguins are talking with the WaddleBNB host, who looks a little shady and is wearing an olive green fishing hat. The hatchling in the artist hat is talking to a hatchling from the WaddlBNB who is wearing a blue fishing hat.

Green hat: Not going up those stairs.

Adult host: We're not barbarians. There is an elevator.

Lion hat: It's a basket.

Artist hat (with phone): Why is your wifi called 'keylogger'

Young host: ...no reason.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 6d ago

things seem to be going fast today, must be all that time we bottled yesterday #Bottles #Time #Sea #Patio #SolarArc #Dreamlike #Img2img #AiArt on slower things: aieris.art/featured/thi... no plastics, chemicals, or canvases were harmed in the creation of this artwork, but some electrons were

Sunlit coastal courtyard with white stucco walls, a vivid blue door, terracotta paving, brick arches opening onto a calm sea and mountainous shoreline, and a collection of oversized corked glass bottles arranged on black metal display stands beneath a dramatic arcing trail of clouds and sunlight.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last wk.

bots gone wild (flower) #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion want? have: aieris.art/featured/bot... no plastics, chemicals, or canvases were harmed in the creation of this artwork, but some electrons were

Biomorphic mechanical floral nanoscape, populated with futuristic components, luminous glass orbs, curling filigree, petals, spirals, and intricate details in jewel and metallic materials. Macro style.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2w ago

This week's penguin: Not what's generally meant by zero day, but oddly similar outcome. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #vibecoding

Page 1: A manager penguin is waddling in to a minimalist style office, where a "Kittybot" robot and a penguin coder are sitting at desks, looking at their computers.

Manager: How's AI adoption going?

Kittybot: Great! All trends are up! I'm busier than ever!

Page 2: The manager penguin is standing by the desks. The coder penguin has looked up from the computer screen, towards the manager. Kittybot is making a shrug-like gesture.

Manager: How about bugs?

Kittybot: What bugs?

Manager: Shouldn't the remaining coders...

Coder penguin: Coder. That is, me.

Manager: ...be looking for bugs?

Coder: That would require reading the actual bot-written code, and that, fortunately, appears to violate the Geneva Conventions.

Page 3: the manager penguin is still standing by the desks. Kittybot is now looking as earnest as a bot can simulate.

Manager: I'd really love to know how our software is performing in the field.

Coder: No you wouldn't.

Kittybot: It's performing perfectly!

Manager: Are we even keeping stats?

Coder: Sort of.

Page 4: A closer view; Kittybot is holding up a sign that says "Days Without Catastrophic Site-Wide Vibe-Coding-Related Failure" on the left, and a large number 0 on the right.

Kittybot: I made this wall-interfacing infographic!

Manager: Is there even a way to change the number...?

Coder: So far we haven't needed to.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2w ago

front door of tabletop house for very tall fairies #FairyHouse #FrontDoor #Tabletop #Miniature #Whimsical #BlueDoor #FairyDoor #Flowers #FlowerPots #Cottage #Magical #Enchanted #Surreal #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on normal size stuff: aieris.art/featured/fro...

Whimsical tabletop fairy house, with a blue arched front door under a terracotta tiled roof, surrounded by orange flowers, colorful mosaic ornaments, and sculptural decorations.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 3w ago

clown house (warning: horror content) #House #Clown #Horror #Surreal #BeachHouse #Ocean #Architecture #Colorful #Balloons #Balls #Whimsical #Bizarre #Dreamscape #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on un-scary things: aieris.art/featured/clo...

Surreal white beach house with a terracotta awning and colorful clown-nose doorway, multicolored bright rubber balls clustering the roof, and a large whimsical tree curving over a sandy front yard. Its cheerful appearance is belied by a sense of foreboding.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 3w ago

This week's penguin: Mmmmm.... Road herrings! pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #FindMy

Page 1: A group of penguins with fish themed drinks are sitting at a table in a restaurant. A penguin in a cowboy hat is waddling in from the left. A waiter penguin is bringing the newcomer a blue cocktail with a herring on a stick, burning with a small flame.

Cowboy hat: Apologies! I was unavoidably detained in traffic!

Waiter: Your Blue Herring-on-Fire calibrated to medium roast!

Penguin in beige hat with green fish decorations: We know!

Penguin in grey hat: Don't you wonder how we knew when to order your very time-specific drink?

Page 2: The penguin in the cowboy hat is now seated at the table with the herring cocktail, the flame of which is a little bigger. A penguin in a green hat is having a side conversation with a penguin in a straw hat.

Cowboy hat: Not really.

Penguin in grey hat: It's because you forgot to revoke our "stalk my friends" access after our Herring Fest trip! *ha-ha*

Penguin in green hat: I always revoke, in case it looks like I'm somewhere where I can get into trouble.

Penguin in straw hat: I work from home, I hack from home. I can get in plenty enough trouble and never move from my couch!

Page 3: The flame of the herring cocktail of the penguin in the cowboy hat is now even bigger.

Cowboy hat: I don't revoke. It's easier than trying to text to explain that I'm stuck behind a herring truck with faulty cargo bay doors.

Green hat: That's oddly specific.

Page 4: The flame of the herring cocktail of the penguin in the cowboy hat is now even bigger, now almost threatening the hat.

Cowboy hat: Besides, I've matured. Should I and my karaoke machine be kicked out of Acoustic Folksong No Anachronisms We Mean It! Night at the pub, it wouldn't bother me at all if everybody knew!

Penguin in beige hat with green fish decorations: We do know! We were there.

Penguin in grey hat: I guess it's not as if you were taking a night school class in COBOL ...!

Penguin in green hat: Yeah, that would be embarrassing!

Penguin in straw hat (on phone, typing, thinking) : revoke! revoke! revoke!

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 3w ago

the travellers made us a guest planet so we could visit their reality (getting some things right and more things weird) #Surreal #SciFi #GuestPlanet #AlienWorld #Sailboat #Whimsical #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on actually correct stuff: aieris.art/featured/the...

Surreal coastal scene with a sci fi vibe, featuring a sailboat, curling ocean wave, lanterns, a portal-like structure, distant mountains, and dramatic clouds, all made of materials that seem mostly realistic but slightly off.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 3w ago

ready for the visitor (whichever way it's going to go) #Uap #Ufo #Visitor #Cottage #Seaside #Ocean #Beach #Archway #Surreal #Fantasy #CypressTrees #SciFi #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion #Midjourney on earth stuff: aieris.art/featured/rea...

Beige plastered cottage with turquoise accents, tucked away in a larger stone structure beside a tall archway that opens onto a sandy beach by the ocean. The cottage is hidden from the beach. Over the ocean hovers a mysterious otherworldly craft, partially blocking the moon.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 3w ago

collector snags both the mesa portal and the seaside portal #Collection #Portal #Mesa #Seaside #Beach #Coastal #Desert #Landscape #Travel #Whimsical #Surreal #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on things for your collection: aieris.art/featured/col...

Under a pale turquoise sky, a yard or deck with white curtain-like fencing; on it is displayed a collection of two portals. One is a window leading to a desert landscape seen from the height of a mesa; the other is a frame with an entrance to and Aegean style group of buildings by a deep blue sea. A large corked pewter and glass bottle tied with string, containing a small white flower and rolled scrap of parchment, does not appear to be a portal.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 4w ago

This week's penguin: It's a transactional sort of religion. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #deity #hat

Page 1: Close up of reading material of a polar bear and a penguin sitting on a park bench. The bear is reading "Polar Vortex: ex-pat edition" with the headline "Shocker! Headless tuna found in hatless bar" with a picture of a polar bear - not wearing a hat - in shady establishment contemplating a headless tuna laying on the bar. The penguin is reading a millinery magazine called "Fine Hats" with a picture of three hat models in fish-decorated couture hats.

Bear: Ever notice that the Great Penguin doesn't wear a hat?

Penguin: Some say it's because, as a deity, She doesn't have to. But as a milliner, I have to disagree!

Page 2: View pulled back a little so the polar bear and penguin are in full view.

Bear: Have you ever just asked Her?

Penguin: Not yet! But it's around time for second post-lunch snack, so She should be along directly!

Page 3: The view has pulled back much more and the Great Penguin hovers over the scene to the right.

Great Penguin: I do feel a bit peckish. And what's all this about Me wearing a hat...?

Milliner penguin: My speculation is that no penguin has yet designed a hat that's properly suited to your level of seriousness and dignity.

Page 4: The milliner penguin is holding up a hat stand with a very large and very silly hat incorporating fruit, fish, sparklers,, a stuffed orange octopus, and topped with a wizard hat.

Milliner penguin: I have here a modest example...

Great penguin: Make it in My size and I'll arrange so it rains herrings in your backyard every Tuesday.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 4w ago

arranging the drape of time-space #ImaginaryTextile #Landscape #Timespace #Abstract #Flowing #Ribbon #Spiral #Hills #Mountains #Surreal #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on stuff that will probably stay where you left it: aieris.art/featured/arr...

Surreal bright landscape of hills and mountains under a spiral-clouded sky, where time-space is a flowing fabric-like substance that can be, and is being, arranged.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

the modern magic user's beach house #BeachHouse #Coastal #Cottage #Magic #Enchanted #Seaside #Ocean #Doorway #Archway #Ornate #Steampunk #Portal #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on some slightly less unpredictably magical things: aieris.art/featured/the...

Ornate magical coastal house, with a decorative arched doorway entrance that is half wooden and stained-glass door and half unfinished reality. To the left is a portal to an idyllic beach; to the right, a steampunk-inspired low wall cabinet.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

This week's penguin: Calculating the orbits is the hard part. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #CatGravity #kittens

Page 1: A boardwalk path by a lake on a sunny day; a penguin in a purple hat is waddling from the left towards a penguin in a green hat and a penguin in a magenta hat, facing right, being addressed by a penguin in a bowler hat facing them.

Bowler hat: So, lunch? Are we agreed?

Purple hat: Lunch is a good idea.

Green hat: Lunch is always a good idea.

Magenta hat: Especially since second breakfast was half an hour ago!

Bowler hat: Wait a minute, what's that...

Page 2: Penguin in bowler hat is waddling off to the left, waddling through the other penguins.

Purple hat (thinking): uh-oh!

Bowler hat: Excuse me. Sorry.

Green hat: Hey!

Bowler hat: I just can't help myself!

Magenta hat: What about lunch?

Page 3: The penguin in the bowler hat is waddling further off to the left. The others have turned to see what is attracting attention.

Bowler hat: It's like I'm being pulled magnetically....

Magenta hat: It's not magnets! It's gravity!

Purple hat: Mind the event horizon!

Page 4: The penguin in the bowler hat is now holding some minnows out towards an adorable striped kitten sitting on a tree stump, as the other penguins continue on the path, presumably towards lunch.

Bowler hat (reduced by cuteness to hatchling-talk): Ooo's a cute widdle kidden....? Kidden wan sum fishies?

Kitten: mew!

Purple hat: I've got three! I had to take a class in quantum feline gravity dynamics just to get dinnertimes sorted!

Magenta hat: I know, right?

Green hat: I'm a dog penguin, myself.

Worlds Remembered @modean987.bsky.social · last mo.

📯 The Term Between Ahead lies eternity, behind lies eternity, and here in the middle the sand has the audacity to ask for a decision. #AIイラスト #AiArt #SynthArt #Midjourney8.2

A lone figure draped in a dark cloak and hood, holding a tall walking staff, stands on a winding sandy path between grass-covered dunes. A full moon glows behind a small distant tower in a misty gray sky. Birds fly faintly overhead. Footprints trail behind in the sand.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

recency bias - when you come across something rare at the beginning of your beach day so you think it's common #Beach #Rare #RecencyBias #CloseUp #Translucent #Surreal #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion a rare image on common stuff: aieris.art/featured/rec...

Close-up of a translucent glittering glass-like magical sphere, containing a faintly glowing turquoise spiral, and resting among small beach rocks.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

This week's penguin: When only the best grawlixes will do. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #grawlix #SoftwareDev

Page 1: A penguin in a gray hat is sitting on a couch reading the horror comic "Night of the Empty Fridge"

Background typing from off screen: *clickety-click*

Voice from off screen representing mild swearing with "grawlix" symbols

Page 2: Penguin in gray hat has put aside book and is wadding towards the sounds.

Background typing, more vehement, from off screen: *clickety-click* *click*

Voice from off screen representing medium level swearing with more intense "grawlix" symbols including a tire on fire

Background more intense typing from off screen: *click*

Page 3: Penguin in gray hat is wadding upa flight of stairs towards the sounds.

Background typing, even more vehement, from off screen: *click click clickety-click*

Voice from off screen representing extreme swearing with "grawlix" symbols including a flaming toaster an a lit old fashioned cartoon bomb

Background louder typing from off screen: *clickety click click CLICKETY-CLICK*

Page 4: Penguin in gray hat is looking at a penguin in a purple hat seated at a laptop.

Gray hat: Software archaeology?

Purple hat: Software entomology.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

glitterland #Abstract #Fractal #Sparkle #Crystal #Organic #Filigree #Lace #Intricate #MacroStyle #Iridescent #Dreamscape #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on dull stuff: aieris.art/featured/gli...

$Close up miniature glittering fractal formation, with crystalline canyon structures, flowing organic forms, intricate lace-like patterns, and sparkling iridescent accents. Macro style.$

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · last mo.

it's all about being shy #Abstract #Dimensional #Sculptural #Mood #Emotional #Conceptual #Piping #Pendants #Textural #SurfaceDesign #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on outgoing stuff: aieris.art/featured/its...

Abstract layered imaginary textiles, sculptural forms, realistic metallic and glass pendants, segmented piping, together evoking emotion.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

corporate hotel surveillance carpet #Carpet #Rug #Pattern #Geometric #Abstract #Corporate #Hotel #Surveillance #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on personal stuff: aieris.art/featured/cor...

Abstract geometric carpet pattern in blues and flame colors, featuring symmetrical lens-like motifs with a textured woven appearance.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This week's penguin: I have some time on my flippers so why not? pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #AutoInspection

Page 1: Two penguins, one in a grey hat and one in a stylish straw hat, are waddling and talking.

Grey hat: Drat! I left it almost too late to get my car inspected! And the lines get so long towards the end of the month!

Straw hat: I'll do it for you!

Grey hat: Are you sure?

Page 2: They have stopped waddling and are facing each other. The penguin in the grey hat is giving a car key fob to the penguin in the straw hat.

Straw hat: I'm sure! I'm the middle of a really good audiobook. And you know me, I'm always hungry!

Grey hat: Thanks! (thinking) Hungry...?

Page 3: Long line of vehicles, one is a black limousine with a sign in the passenger window indicating the pool is 34 degrees Celsius, then the penguin in a celadon colored Studebaker-ish car on tall wheels, then a six-wheeled VW-style van with a penguin in a purple hat on top in a beach chair with umbrelly whie a penguin in a colorful bucket hat is climbing through the moon roof, then a car in the shape of a boat driven by a penguin in an admiral hat, then a tan car with a Dutch style windmill on top driven by a penguin in a tulip hat. There is a sign in the foregroound that says "Herring Cove automobile inspection station (line starts waaayyy back there)" with an arrow pointing to the left.

Purple hat: What's taking so long? They said "every ten minutes"... It's been at least ten minutes!

Beach hat: It's only been nine!

Page 4: Close up of a waiter penguin carrying a tray of herrings. The penguin in the straw hat is leaning out the car window.

Waiter: More line-waiting herrings?

Straw hat: Yes please!

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

broomstick access only #Fantasy #Cottage #Enchanted #Whimsical #Magical #FairyTale #Woodland #Pentacle #Circular #Cottagecore #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on mundane stuff: aieris.art/featured/bro...

Magical fantasy cottage with ornate gothic architecture, teal shingled roofs, turquoise doors, ivy-covered pentacle framing, stone steps, and only accessible by flight.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

little travel cubes, each with a vacation inside #Travel #Vacation #Cubes #Miniature #Assemblage #Whimsical #Surreal #Decorative #TinyWorlds #Conceptual #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on stuff at home: aieris.art/featured/lit...

A round unfolded Mediterranean seaside vacation, surrounded by compact glass-like cubes with other vacations inside each one, on a lightly textured beige background.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This week's penguin: Odd sort of romance. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon

Page 1: A penguin and a polar bear are sitting on a park bench, engrossed in their tablets.

Voice from bear's tablet: "When you said you'd ruin me for all other bears, I thought you meant you'd treat me so well that no other bear would do!"

Penguin (thought bubble): ?

Page 2: Bear and penguin are facing each other talking.

Penguin: I didn't think you were the weepy romance movie type!

Polar bear: Oh, I'm not.

Page 3: The polar bear is passing the tablet to the penguin.

Polar bear: Here, have a look.

Voice from bear's tablet: "I never thought you meant .... this!"

Penguin: Whoa!

Page 4: View of what's on the tablet, which is held in the penguin's flipper. The scene is of a high end bedroom, where one polar bear in a clown outfit and makeup is painting a red nose on another polar bear, who is in a clown outfit with unfinished clown makeup and is clearly distressed.

Penguin: It's a horror movie!

Polar bear: It's a horror movie.

On screen bear doing the painting: We're booked for a cub birthday party in an hour!

On screen bear being painted: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o......

Worlds Remembered @modean987.bsky.social · 2mo ago

📯 All the Scarecrows Lean Walking a rail above nowhere in particular, dressed like the answer to a question no one asked, leaning just enough to notice — if anyone were looking. #AIイラスト #AiArt #SynthArt #Midjourney8.1

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

big belly egg #Egg #Surreal #Whimsical #GiantBird #DragonEgg #Courtyard #Fantasy #Minimalist #Exterior #Playful #Quirky #Sculptural #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on normal size stuff: aieris.art/featured/big...

$Giant speckled off white egg, with blue fractal wavelike patterns, beside a blue and white building with corrugated roof, tiled courtyard, and blue plastic-like exterior curtains, under a clear sky.$

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

the aliens just want to preserve our culture #Aliens #Ufo #FlyingSaucer #Surreal #SciFi #Archway #Portal #Whimsical #Conceptual #Retrofuturism #Fantasy #Illustration #Futuristic #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on earth stuff: aieris.art/featured/the...

Surreal pastel toned summer day shows a pavilion under a hovering flying saucer, with a traditional white brick three story house displayed beneath a stone arch with a golden alien gargoyle. Two tall cypress trees grow by calm water, with a bridge leading to some small billboards.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

postcard from a surreal vacation #Postcard #Surreal #Vacation #Beach #Seaside #Island #TurquoiseWater #Cottage #BlueDoor #WhiteWalls #FloatingWindows #Dreamscape #Sunny #Whimsical #Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion on real real stuff: aieris.art/featured/pos...

A slightly crinkled postcard of a surreal idyllic beach scene, showing a white seaside cottage with a blue door, by a turquoise bay, and distant islands under some floating blue windows.

eris 🦋🐈‍⬛ 🫘@aieris.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This week's penguin: Two goals, one mollusk. pengcognito.com/index.php?id... #penguins #pengcognito #cartoon

Page 1: A penguin in a straw hat and a penguin in turquoise and purple hat are waddling up to the Sunfish Cafe on the pier, approaching the greeter penguin who is wearing a fisherpenguin hat and holding menus.

Greeter: What are we in the mood for this morning?

Turquoise hat: Oysters! And it's my birthday, so the good ones!

Greeter: Excellent!

Page 2: Now they are waddling up to the Oyster & Herring Gastropub. It is lunchtime.

Maitre D': Here for lunch?
Turquoise hat: Yes! And I'd just love some oysters, it's my birthday!
Maitre D': We certainly have those!

Page 3: It is late afternoon. Our penguins are approaching an Italian restaurant called "La Casa Del Pesce" where they are greeted by the chef.

Chef: I understand you are joining us for a birthday dinner?

Turquoise hat: Of oysters, per favore!

Page 4: Our penguins are outside a french restaurant "La Maison des Harengs", later in the evening, as a penguin in a blue beret looks on. The penguin in the turquoise hat is holding a bag of pearls.

Straw hat: That was a lovely second dinner, and I know you love oysters, but I always wondered why so many? And every birthday?

Turquoise hat: It's the cheapest way to also treat myself to new jewelry every year!