Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h ago
Jared Isaacman won’t see your jokes you post on here, but he will hear them if you whisper them quietly to yourself.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Me too. US Government, please give me a couple billion dollars to help and I will name it Trump Moon Base. It will be very classy and have gold decor. But moon gold so it’s even better. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
100 years from now, some brash young player is going to jokingly deny the existence of PCA and people will lose their god damn minds about it.
Dan Weiner@danweiner.bsky.social · 16h agoCookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)
That game is huge because it shows some of the younger players and guys who haven’t been there before that they can beat anybody when they play their game. Tough ABs and solid defense.
Nice job, Assman. Now go get some runs, Cubs.
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Yes, Skubal vs. Assad is not great, but it’s nowhere close to when Randy Johnson first pitched at Wrigley after coming to the Astros because the Cubs acquired Matt Karchner and Felix Heredia instead. He faced Don Wengert. The Cubs predictably lost, fell 8.5 back, and were done in the division.
Make these fuckers try to force a rule change so they can trade for more all-stars.
“And then I said I didn’t think Babe Ruth was real and everybody went apeshit.”
Are you telling me there are people taking PCA seriously with him Jimmy Falloning his way through the whole bit where he could not stop from laughing? I have to go lie down.
Cool. They’ll be pissed off when they come to Wrigley. Cool cool cool.
Ken Fang -- Very Asian@fangsbites.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Red Sox are on the verge of sweeping the Dodgers.
Looking forward to Skubal signing his extension with the Dodgers where they pay him $1 per year for a billion years.
There was no fucking way the Cubs were getting Skubal. That was never ever going to happen. But fuck the Dodgers man. Every fucking time. Fuck them and fuck this league for letting be the only team that even seems to give a shit.
It’s unpopular to say this but my problem is far more with 29 other teams who absolutely could do more but let the Dodgers throw cash and picks around like it’s nothing.
Oh hey, whoa. Slow down. Let’s not talk crazy.
Rex Huppke@rexhuppke.bsky.social · 5d agoGeez, next thing you know we’ll be finding out the Reflecting Pool algae was a naturally occurring phenomenon and not a form of aquatic chemical warfare launched under cover of darkness by a team of highly trained, radical antifa frogmen.
I wish like hell she was electable. She’ll be 38 for the election run and she’ll be treated like a 22 year old over her skis by every rotting white dude media member. No attack won’t get traction in free media and casual voters will be scared to death of her just for “inexperience”
Hamilton Nolan@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 6d agoThe left needs a candidate it can unite around in the 2028 primaries and AOC is the only real choice. Nobody else checks all of the boxes. Every other option is worse. If she doesn't run, it's a missed opportunity of historic proportions. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/aoc-must-r...
The Yankees should be pissed if they don’t get the sweep now.
Bregman and then Happ as the last hopes. See y’all tomorrow.
Alright, guys. Go score some runs and walk these fuckers off.
We get to add to that league leading number of having the bases loaded and not scoring in an inning at the very least.
Media organizations, stop illustrating stories about the most horrible man alive with pictures that suggest Abraham Lincoln contemplating the future of the Union
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.Publicly and privately, President Trump has been musing about aging and fate after his friend Lindsey Graham’s sudden death. Trump is scheduled to deliver a eulogy for the South Carolina Republican today at Washington National Cathedral.