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Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but... Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty! Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-

He chuckles a bit. "I'm a punk, we don't do goody goody if it means the status quo stays the same. So it will be like talking to a brick wall." A smirk played on his face. "Just like Rocket trying to bring me back in."

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there. Darkrai... Darkrai...." He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-

"Oh trust me, they did and the pokemon I was spliced with was more humanoid, Darkrai, the Nightmare pokemon." He smirks a bit. "Also I doubt that group knows I even exist, I like my life including taking a bat to certain people."

✧ 𝒞𝑶𝑺𝑴𝑶𝑺@sallorsenshi.bsky.social · last yr.

bern Iono buddy. Iono buddies-.

9.) iono my beloved also wrote her on twt

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they? Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes! Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"

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"Splicing them with pokemon DNA, tried to make them obedient. Never did they know one would kill a good chunk of their scientists." He looked a bit sour. "You are talking to him."

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!" Jokers mind goes... somewhere. "Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?" Ouch..

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"They don't, their executives are named after different types of missiles. The best they did was make hybrids, can't even control what they make."

"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"

“Fine. What do ya want?”

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy". If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"

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"Uh huh, yea... he sounds less annoying then Team Rocket. They are these schmucks we have to deal with, second rate bad guys.. You might have issues with them, always too serious."

"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before. If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"

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“Now listen here, you. I don’t want any funny business in my bar, or my little friend Betsy will blow your brains out and harvest your skin for a scarf!”

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy! And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!" Riiiiight.

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"Nah, I'd rather have scotch, and who is this bats? He sounds annoyin."

Reluctant Leader@darkenedgym.bsky.social · last yr.

"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"

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"Moe better have more then that amarican watered down 'beer'."

"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham! Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"

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“Is that the fucking Joker?!”

"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!" Dammit, Joker.

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · last yr.

“Huh. Lots of people on here. Maybe this was a good idea.”

“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…” *MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*

bern Had to.

"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!" Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.

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龍 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 @dojimanoryuu.bsky.social · 2y ago

If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight. Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-

+ sides fought mercilessly, Kiryu himself wasn't aiming to kill with his blows, but the Majima Family definitely didn't hold back with their firearms or blades. [ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 × #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

bern I'll get a Joker response to the Kiryu battle soon. Muse has been dead on Joker for a while.

bern I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52. Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.

龍 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 @dojimanoryuu.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oh, how glorious! Some Jiritsu members told me about you! The Dragon of Dojima, Kazuma Kiryu himself! You're pretty much a legend in Japan! I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!" The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-

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+ fiercer looking. Turning back to the Joker, Kiryu would remove his jacket and shirt in one swift movement, his tattoo exposed to the night air, as he smirked softly at the Joker. [ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 × #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

He trusts the Kryptonian boyscout to focus on not doing collateral damage and actually helping them go even if the Joker gets the biggest Tackle of his life. Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.

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龍 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 @dojimanoryuu.bsky.social · 2y ago

Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you. Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming. Step #3:

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"So-called heroes, you say? I'm no hero, I can tell you that much already, but this is a world full of things I cherish, so if you and Jiritsu think you can waltz in and break this world and the people in it.. Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!" +

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻@akillingjoke.bsky.social · 2y ago

just die... I want them to suffer. I want them to BREAK! 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮!" [ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 X #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 ]

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2y ago

Joker was hoping to see Sora out of all people would be here. I mean, it is obvious. He is still leader at this moment. And honestly? He's one of the many members of Unmei he would love to mess with if he could. Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-

+ He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies. “ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!” “WE’RE RIGHT HERE!” [ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! After many delays and many anticipation, yours truly WILL participate in beating those Unmei idiots senseless! Oh, yes. To quote one girls sister, these 'Wannabe Heroes' will be going down up and smoke! Perhaps when we're done, I'll get a promotion in-

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✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2y ago

"We may be enemies but do you know who I respect more than someone like him who couldn't do shit with his abilities? The fucking Condiment King! At least he knows the extent of his abilities! Yes! This guy can beat him!"

No point in having all that “power” if you don’t know what to do with it. He literally just threw shit and hoped it stuck.

"Is it time? Oh, please. Tell me, is it time? Do we send #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 into a pit of madness and watch them all break!? I AM HERE FOR IT!!"

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