BIG MAN NOLA
@akinola.blacksky.app
I love my country Philadelphia. If there was a god, I would be his silliest goose. Very tall, very evil. I'm not nobody and neither are you. He/him.
He should look inward, after parting the rivers of all that AIPAC money 🤑🤑🤑
Fetterman: "I own mirrors. I know I'm an ugly guy."
Idk how I got through the day on 3.5 hours of sleep (don't worry about my late night activities and morning shenanigans) before work but it's hitting me now and brother this is gonna be the BEST SCHLEEP Good night and good luck
They'll fuckin do everything but remake chrono trigger. I am not a youngin anymore, please do something before I turn 50!! I want to scream
There's this dude at my work who is legit 6'10" and I feel so small standing next to him. He has to duck at the entrance to not hit his head. You don't belong here, you belong in the NBA my guy!!! Is this the mental damage I've been afflicting to people who are 5'5" and below since high school?? 😭
If you use LinkedIn and we know each other irl (ie, you know my government name) feel free to add me there. Gotta pump those numbers
The Hatsune Miku Commander Deck is coming to Secret Lair next week, and it's bringing a new purchase method, where you'll have 24 hours to order it, but if you're late, you won't get it for a while. Story, and full decklist, by me at @gamespot.com: www.gamespot.com/articles/you...
You'll Have 24 Hours To Buy The Magic: The Gathering Hatsune Miku Commander Deck Next Week, Here's What In It
The full deck list for the 100-card Commander deck has been revealed.
gamespot.com
You ever clean your room so good, the only trash remaining is you? Yeah.
You could save a life. But, I'm exactly where I want to be.
Daren the Lion from the Infamous D.A.R.E program served his time and he's BACK! With the new Font & Logo Generator based on everyone's favorite Drug Abuse Resistance Education program from the 90's:
The dupe sauce infinity stones from left to right: Cane's, Chick-fil-A, Restaurant-Tier Honey Mustard, McDonald's, and Freddy's
Another day, another vertically challenged person asking me to grab something off the top shelf.. A hero's work is never done...
This is the watch I need to flex on haters
this goes hard
I am torn between only getting the sides of my head faded or just going full frozone with every passing day
If you have Netflix and a VPN on your smart device you can watch summerslam for no additional charge. Pro wrestling is a gift to all
Why is every woman's 'hear me out' something absolutely unhinged like a demon or Eldritch horror We need to start a dialogue
I ban final destination and I'm picking sonic
bruh like a smash ultimate player 💀
Was real excited to get a haircut today but did not plan properly. So I have to look like a smash ultimate player for one more week. My hairline is in shambles 😭
I don't play about corn (it's got the juice)
Gonna go to the country Eat a bunch of corn
In a week I'll be at my yearly function shaking ass with a $20 malt liquor beverage in tow surrounded by my friends. Y'all gonna be hearing from me