a guy just asked me if I have a twin brother and over the course of the conversation it became clear to me that sometimes he sees me around wearing a hat and sometimes he sees me around not wearing a hat
Andrew
@akorn.bsky.social
can’t think of anything I’m not very raven on Twitter unless my boss asks
it’s not chic to say but you have to start Halloween in August now because Christmas ate up October
given it’s the only thing you can get anyone to play you still gotta pay some attention to D&D news; a new Dark Sun book and a new Ravenloft book done by third-party (i.e., better) designers is pretty cool
this is what I look like when I wake up in the middle of the night and remember how much debt I went into to buy all these awesome swords
the lady at the pizza place scolded me for not wearing a cool shirt today uhhh look again dipshit
we used to eat at a TGI Friday’s that had a sign up that said DANGER MEN WORKING and I would go on flights of fancy about what a dangerman is, what his work consists of, whether I had what it took to become one, etc.
people love asking “what’s the worst way to die in a horror movie?” why, are you planning on it?
sorry if this is a little rude to say but I think people who go to AirBnBs instead of hotels should honestly kill themselves
it’s my birthday btw. my friend said I’m allowed to announce it and I don’t have to emotionally self-harm by waiting to see if anybody remembered or noticed
it’s so muggy in the office today I thought I was in… *trying to remember the name of a beautiful woman gay people like*
had the idea for a TTRPG town based on dead-end Blue MAGA called Imwither but I’m not running a session any time soon you can use it
the random ketchup packet on my dashboard whose comforting presence Keeps Me Safe
it’s kind of funny that eventually every movie where the twist is it’s happening in modern day won’t hit anymore. “wow. he thought it was 140 years ago but it was actually only 60 years ago. that’s crazy”
I’m reading Brideshead Revisited and even though he was of course a weird Tory racist he was still very funny, even when he’s not doing novels that are strictly satire (like Decline and Fall)
the same guy who played the Boogeyman on Widdy’s Bay played Michael Myers in Halloween Kills (2021) lol
don’t like in “Flesh for Fantasy” when Billy Idol says “you see and hear my sex attack”
tfw you will never be Jeff the Killed during a Russian Sleep Experiment in the Backrooms 😩
wearing my pink Jasper the cat hat, my Disney World sweatshirt, and my Terror Vision shirt so they know I contain multitudes
it’s not perfect but it’s so cool to go to a movie and see dialectics literalized for a beginner’s understanding and there’s also a nasty MC5 needle drop in there
I like that the book I’m reading is literary but not so literary I didn’t see two copies in an airport bookstore last week
Verizon got confused and texted me “welcome to Canada” when I landed in Chicago lol
thought someone at the airport was cute until I glanced over and she was on ChatGPT #spirituallyuglybehaviors